Posted at 6:38 pm on Jun 27, 2006 by:
Rayartperez
Jungle Fever
The fans are eagerly waiting for what's going to happen next as the lights begin slowly fading from red to green, drums begin to beat at each change of light. The fans are now gazing towards the stage, awaiting who's making their next debut at CW.
Meanwhile, behind the curtain, backstage, Lia is ready to once again make the crowd love her again with her new performance. Apparentally, the officials didn't like her whole Reaper gimmick, and instead made her to a Jungle Goddess Freak... or the Island Cannibal! Lia begged to differ with the officials saying that the crowd was on their feet scared out of their minds, but the officials had something else in their minds, and now Lia, stands behind the curtain as she stands hoping to give the officials and the crowd a good scare.
The drums continue to beat as the lights are now changing from green to red faster and faster at every beat. The fans are still waiting as the lights are now moving uncontrollably. A person is seen running towards the ring, the lights then go pitch black!
Lia slides into the ring as the lights turn off. Quickly the officials decorate the ring with island props as Lia puts on a mask.
The lights fade and dim to green as the crowd sees a woman with a freaky mask on, standing with a grass skirt on and a coconut braw on. She has a mask that looks like it came from a tiki tomb, and her hair is an a tail. An official hands the Island Cannibal a microphone.
Lia gulps the last stinch of worry and doubt as she takes ahold of a microphone. She looks out to the crowd as she feels a rope continue to knot and tighten Lia's throat.
Mysterious Island Cannibal: Wa-Ka-Cheekee-Bah-Bah!
The fans erupt in laughter as many begin to realize who lies behind the mask.
Lia Doomas: I am the Mysterious Island Cannibal... the Kiss of Death, and I am here to conquer CW! And in doing so scare the people that stand gazing down at this ring. I eat people. HA! And that should scare you all, because I might just eat all of you! Well, then again, I might not, that's kind of farfetched don't you think. I mean who would actually believe this stuff, I mean who wouldn't because I know for a fact that you fouls don't know anything about me, and you'll see all about me once I get into the ring. Wa-Ka-Cheekee-Bah-Bah! Now, you should be really scared once I take this mask off.
Lia takes off her mask as a beautiful woman, just as last time is seen, with red and green marks all over her face. The crowd is continuing to gobble this up as they continue to laugh at the laughing stock!
Lia Doomas: Wa-Ka-Cheekee-Bah-Bah! I am Lia Doomas, and I come from a mystical island where people eat people and bugs, oh and those little coconuts that girls... oh well, duh, I'm wearing some now! I mean, yes, I killed a thousand souls just to get these coconuts. Mua, ha, ha... I mean Wa-Ka-Cheekee-Bah-Boww!
Lia accidentally dropping her microphone landing on her toes, screams as the crowd looks at her with disappointment.
Lia Doomas: Well, anyways, I'm going to hunt a thousand souls here in CW, and I'm going to beat the poop out of their butts and then take their souls to my mystical island. There I will eat the rest of their flesh and use their souls into my crystal ball, I mean my magical coconuts and then with the souls bring evil to the world, and then global annhilation here I come. Once I'm through with this dump, you'll see it is nothing more than a stupid federation ready to die a lonely death. And you know what else? I will make sure that I take down all the girls down with the federation as I make the men my sex slaves right before I burn them to the stake. Then take their flesh and make some soup. Then with the soup I'll burn another man and then make soup out of him then actually eat the soup. Okay, that's like SOOO Gross! I mean I am not really a cannibal, I'm not even a carnivore. I'm a vegetarian! Which is why I will make sure all the meat goes to my cannibal friends. Then when I defeat world hunger in my island, I will finally get every spiritual friend of mine and conquer CW!!! Then I wi...
Drums begin playing quickly as the lights go pitch black. Lia quickly runs out of the ring as she accidentally trips over something. A scream is heard as she finally makes her way out of the arena into the back as the drums stop.
The fans are left with no breath to laugh, many lungs are definatley damaged.
