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Posted at 4:25 am on Dec 20, 2013 by: "Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner
Come block out the pain at Recliner's Gym! HUH? [Commercial]



"Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner is standing in his gym. Nearby are some women who normally work as porn stars, dressed in bikinis.

"You're "Big Poppa Huh?!" Botch Recliner and everybody knows, wants to know, what my seeker is! My seeker to getting peaks on peaks!"

Recliner began to flex his bicep before kissing it, the porn stars smiling awkwardly as he does this, clearly having spent too much of their day filming this commercial.

"Well, in this beef commercial, I'm gonna show you actly how I got your peaks!"

Reaching down, Recliner proceeds to pick up a log as big around as his own body before beginning to do curls with it!!!!!

HUH?!





HUH?!?!?





HUH??????????


Recliner sounded like he was about to shit himself with each curl, punctuating each one with another HUH?, the porn stars still smiling awkwardly.

"You gotta block out the pain! Make your body GROWWWWW!"





HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!






Recliner then turns to look at one of the porn stars, still holding the log.

"You can get muh room numb if you want, babuh! SUCK MY DICK!"

Without warning, Recliner then tosses the log at her, a crashing sound heard off camera as she's knocked to the floor!!!!! The other porn stars look at the downed porn star with horrified expressions on their faces.

"BLOCK OUT THAT PAIN, BITCH! And now that all my freaks seen how I got my peaks, come to Recliner's Gin to get my own peaks!"

Off camera, one of the porn stars starts to shout in a panicked voice. "Botch, she's not breathing! Someone call an ambulance!"

The other porn stars begin to also panic, but Recliner only snaps his head in the porn star's direction to say:





"SHUT UP!"










HUH?






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