CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 4:18 pm on Jul 1, 2006 by: †

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Gojinn holds his chest for ages, trying to breathe, and finally, does before climbing into the training ring. A dark chill is felt throughout the whole room, but none of the men take it as a warning. Instead, they simply ignore it, and continue to batter one another until they bleed to death. Gojinn throws Pimp into one corner, and pulls up the Unholy One, violently throwing his body like a battering ram into the same turnbuckle to crush the dX member into the padded corner. Both men smash into the mat with a sickening thud, and Gojinn grins, staring down at DarkSpade. He picks him up, and holds him on his feet a moment, staring into the cold, dead eyes.

The lingering smell of death isn’t enough to stop Gojinn, from lifting DarkSpade onto his shoulders, and hold him there a moment, threatening to destroy him with his own finisher, the Final Guidance! Gojinn seems like he’s about to hit it, when Pimp crashes into him from the corner, sending all three men to the mat in a bloody heap! Pimp bashes in Gojinn’s face, throwing right and left hands one after another, and spraying blood everywhere. The King of CW certainly is at a disadvantage, but soon is “helped” by an angry Spade, who tackles Pimp to the mat, and rolls him to his back, hitting a forearm to the face!

Pimp is knocked silly with that shot, and the Unholy One slowly rises, carrying his nephew to his feet. Gojinn grabs the ropes, and tries to get up, and finally does, seeing DarkSpade lift Pimp for a chokeslam! He goes to help, and stops; knowing he can attack him right after, and bides his time. But he stops, and throws Pimp into the ropes, battering him to the mat with a clothesline quickly. Pimp rolls away, trying to get to his feet to fight back, so Spade hits a running knee to the jaw!

Pimp lies motionless for a moment, as the Unholy One once more pulls him up, and holds him high by the throat! Gojinn rushes him!

But suddenly, it is Gojinn who is caught! Darkspade throws Pimp to the mat, and holds Gojinn by the throat with an unheard of power! He raises him high, and threatens to kill him even before impact, but then the room is plunged into darkness………

Footsteps echo through the training room, as a fog rolls through the room, surround the ring on all four sides. Death, horror, terror all fill the hearts of the audience watching on the CreatureTron, and those watching the feed from home. Pimp, Gojinn, and Darkspade are all gripped by fear, and it’s that exact fear that stops their hearts, their breathing, as the cold air gets so much colder, and they can all see their breath. Darkspade drops Gojinn, who stares at the entrance to the training room, as the door slams open. Pimp is up to his knees, staring in shock, as he should.

A dark figure makes its way into the room, wearing that cardinals cloak. The silver chapeau glistens on the bit of light creeping into the room. It moves so slowly, and a force seems to push all the men in the ring backward, forcing them against the ring ropes on the opposite side of the ring.

Not one man can fight it, as the figure closes in, closer and closer. Darkspade turns to Gojinn, and buries his foot in his face!

DS Stop these tricks! It’s not real!

????? Oh…but it is.

Death itself hath spoken to the Unholy One. The figure is standing beside him, eye to eye, toe to toe! How did that happen!?

All too suddenly, Darkspade finds himself in the cold grasp of the figure, who lifts him by the throat with one hand into the air, choking the life from him, strangling him right there! Pimp goes in for an attack, and the figure simply heaves the Unholy One into him, watching them smash to the ground in a pile. He turns to Gojinn, who backs into the corner, and he grabs Gojinn, quickly chanting something, and all the light is gone now!!!

As the lights dim their way back on………..the only thing left……………..is the fog, which slowly dissipates……………..