Posted at 8:48 pm on Jul 2, 2015 by:
Red Spyder (Guardian of Wickedness)
Kings are so out-of-date anyway. Everyone knows Guardians are all the rage now.
After Cole promotes the CW Network for fifteen minutes and there's another commercial, Red Spyder finally appears on the CreatureTron. His location? Unknown. It was somewhere outside, trees visible in the background. His reason for appearing seems quite obvious however.
JBL: "Look at his face and shirt! Is that blood?!"
King: "I don't think it's some of JR's orgasm-inducing BBQ sauce!
Cole: "I just hope this isn't going to be a repeat of his actions at CreatureMania!
Red stared blankly at the camera for a moment, slowly tilting his head one way and then the other.
"For someone who claims to be so... superior, you sure do have a lot of questions. In fact, I feel just a little insulted that you would dare wonder why I'd refuse to forget the past and have a drink with you! I mean, is that really all you want? A drink with your old pal Red? Maybe we can even kill a couple of those women after we're done amusing them! Oh don't deny it. I know you enjoy it as much as I do. I know this because after all this time, I've finally realized why we used to get along so well and why we make such swell enemies now! It all comes down to the bloodlust and the fact that it's so damn difficult to satiate within either of us!" Red paused here, smiling now.
"If you think about it enough, it should become quite clear to you why I want our match in that prison. But just in case you and McKain are too busy playing a round of human centipede to really listen, I'll explain." Red paused again, the smile gone now. "It was your fault. Not entirely I suppose. I was foolish to place so much trust in someone with so little experience as you had at the time. But you are why I fucking fried! By the way, you're welcome."
JBL: "What the hell is this psychopath talking about now?"
King: "I'm not sure he even knows!"
Cole: "Whether he does or not, I know this isn't going to end well!"
Red stepped closer to the camera, revealing just how much blood was smeared across his face. "Don't worry your little head though. That's not why I want to fight again. Nor do I want those title belts you're running around with. Unlike everyone else in this business, I don't give a shit about those belts! I'm here for two reasons: to ensure that the Dark Queen succeeds in ruining this world, and to bring out the worst in you."
Stepping back from the camera again, Red pulled out a scalpel, holding it out in front of him so everyone watching could see exactly what it was. "When we fight, I want you to make good on your threats. Make me that half dead corpse! But make no mistake: things have changed. And not everything you see..." Raising the scalpel, Red proceeded stab into one of his eyes, twisting it. When he pulled it back out, the eyeball didn't come out on the blade, but there was a dark, bloody hole, the remains of the eye smashed around the sides of the socket. Without hesitation, he did the same to his other eye before licking off the tip of the scalpel. "... is just an illusion."
Blood dripped down his cheeks from the eye sockets, like tears of blood. Red was smiling again and after continuing to face the camera silently for a moment that was uncomfortably long for everyone watching, the feed faded to black.
