On this day, 16 Years Ago. Birthed The Legend.....
And starting tonight, a New Legend will emerge!

The same night several hours after Darkspade plummeted into the sea by the hands of his own grand-daughter, Angel of Death.







Darkspade awoke abruptly by the sound of over-flowing water. The images of his last attack... an attack by his own grand daughter then rushed into his head at the speed of light--- "...NO!!! Angel.... ANGEL NO!!!!" The Unholy One tried to rise but then is caught by straps on either side of the hospital bed.... Spade realized quickly that he was not where his mind and body once was but instead- contained and apparently rescued. Spade looked around the room- noticing the IV drip and heart monitor- then noticed that there was no normal windows except for a long rectangular black window which was shaded to prevent for him to see outside.

Spade had no idea what was happening to him- how he got here and how long... but that would all change very shortly.

The only door into the room then slides open- revealing unto Spade the patriarch of the Death Family... Reverend Jones. At first Darkspade figured that he was rescued but from behind the Reverend emerged the most despicable bastard that ever walked this Earth.... Alexander Arcane!


DS: Do care to explain yourself Reverend! Why is HE here!

The Reverend simply nods and grins silently and then backs off to the side to show all of Alexander Arcane- further revealing two servants strolling in the Absolute Undisputed Championship title belt in a glass test tube with an odd monitoring device strapped to the ends of the belt inside......



DS: What? my title has the sniffles too?



Alexander laughs and then promptly explains....
Alexander Arcane: You should be thanking this wonderful belt of yours... when you went flying off that cliff you were at the edge of death. The title sensed your impending end and transported you to us. Why our little experiment has served it's purpose quite nicely, don't you think Mr. Archangel of Death? [The Reverend nods].....


Darkspade could only feel the need to punch Reverend into yesterday and have Alexander's head in that glass jar...



DS: Why Reverend. I must say- you had me fooled. You wanted nothing more than to DESTROY the Absolute title belt.... had me fetch it for you from off of Deadblood's carcass and then feed the belt my energy? Does sound about correct? If it is... why the smoke and mirrors... I desired the belt all along...


Alexander Arcane then sits down on an ornate chair, crossing his arms and legs




Alexander Arcane: We did not know for certain that this belt was what it claimed to be... we did not know what mechanism was needed to unlock it's powers. First, I experimented on Deadblood and realized that an amplifier was needed- that was when the Mortal belt came into being... It was only when the tension and conflict between wrestlers that the power level rose to new heights. The problem with Deadblood was that he was winning his matches! So the belt, taking on quite an interesting life-like quality became rather... well... bored.






The Reverend steps up
Reverend Jones: That was where you came in. Realizing that you're as stubborn as always, Spade, with being the BEST in this business- it was a grand opportunity that we could not do without. The belt spoke to us for the first time. It was quite, harmonic. The Absolute title needed more conflict and TV drama- so we created it! and it was not just with you and Deadblood when the power level surged but the title was very pleased with your controversial interviews, conflict with Botch Recliner... Stephy's enormous tits but moreso... the X-Rated material that was flying all over the place that truly made the title awaken!!!!



Spade gives the side eye, then the view switches to show Alex's smiling face....
Alexander Arcane: It made sense. The title was not just feeding off of the wrestler it was luring but the title endowed powers to the Mortal Championship JUST SO THAT MORE DRAMA AND CONFLICTS WERE CREATED! Then.... you practically died after your very own grand-daughter almost killed you. That was when this happened....
























"Spade... Spade... I want to thank you and Deadblood... Now. I am awaken... awaken to guide the chosen to the End of Days."





DS: Ohhhhhhhhh hellllllll NO!!!! Okay. My title can talk?! What kind of crazy ass shit is this? And you two idiots.... where did you get this talking title in the first place? Walmart?





Alexander Arcane: LISTEN TO ME YOU INGRATE! You became the Absolute Undisputed Champion and brought your dying career back to LIFE and produced the BEST drama on network television in this entire business for the past 10 years!!!! Be thankful that you had any part in this...




DS: ... and what about you?! Holy than thou hypocrite... What about your plans to stop the Apocalypse and destroying this false idol...




Reverend Jones: ..... and yet son. You had the title in your very hands and did not destroy it, either. At first. Yes I admit I desired to follow the word of God in the Bible, but it was clear that even the word of God can make mistakes... when I meet Alexander to ponder my lost in faith... the title spoke to me- and I then realized that it was not a false idol... but an extension of GOD!!! AND GOD TOLD ME... YES HE DID... HE TOLD ME TO CREATE THE MOST SICK, VILE AND DISGUSTING TELEVISION DRAMA EVER IMAGINABLE!!!! MWWHAAAAAAAA!!!



Darkspade at this time was trying to rip his arms out of the restraints....
Alexander Arcane: ... You see. That is why the Earth must end. There was so much drama from Lilith's awakening, Red Spyder's monster beef and Staphy's ta-tas that the title is bored again... When Angel struck you- the title sensed the power within her was the power of the chosen. Angel's offspring, along with the Absolute title are the keys to opening the Gate of The Apocalypse! And it's going to be televised!!! HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES, SPADE?!


Just as Darkspade was fuming at the seems.... The complex then goes into red alert causing a siren to sound off.... Alexander quickly hears on the intercom that Deadblood has found his way into the building!