Posted at 7:08 am on Sep 2, 2006 by:
Soul Reaver w/Hells Angel
you got yourself a match
*The lights come up on the arena as World So Cold by "Mudvayne" blares over the speakers as Soulreaver with Hells Angel appear on the Titantron to address Chaos match request "So you think that my man is a deaf mute huh?? You think that you have nothing to fear from either of us well Chaos lemme tell you somethin....."just then Soulreaver puts up his hand and Hells Angel looks at puzzled then SoulReaver speaks"LISTEN CHAOS THERE IS A REASON WHY I DONT TALK AND THAT REASON IS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP ARENT WORTH MY BREATH LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM GOING TO DEAL WITH OR EVEN TALK TO A LOWLIFE PIECE OF GARBAGE LIKE YOU I DONT CARE HOW MANT TITLES YOU HAVE HAD I DONT CARE IF YOUR EVEN UNDEFEATED ALLS I CARE ABOUT IS MY FIRST MATCH IN CREATURE WRESTLING WHICH I FIGURE WHY NOT KICK THE DANGER UP ANOTHER NOTCH BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU I AM NOT AFRAID OF PAIN I AM NOT AFRAID OF DEATH YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY BECAUSE I HAVE FOUGHT THE REAPER AND WON THAT IS WHY I AM RIGHTFULLY NAMED SOULREAVER NOW THE NOTCH THAT I WAS EXPLAINING TO YOU BEFORE WHY DONT WE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF TACKS INTO THE CASKETS AS WELL AS THE WAY TO WIN IS TO TAKE YOUR OPPONENT SHOULD THEM IN THE CASKET AND THEN LIGHT THE CASKET ON FIRE!!!!! NOW ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THAT YOU HAVE TO FINISH THE TASK BY BURYING YOU OPPONENT ALIVE HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU CHAOS OH WAIT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAN THE POOL OF PISS RUNNING DOWN YOU LEG.NOW ONCE I BEAT YOU I WILL NOT ONLY TAKE YOUR CAREER AWAY FROM YOU I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH THE DEVASTATOR AND TAKE YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Just then the lights dim as we see an actor paid by Soulreaver to look like chaos hang himself and dangle from the noose until arena crews cut him down*