CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 2:43 am on Nov 1, 2006 by: Richard Arcane (CW Chairman)

Welcome to the Dark Festival!

Richard Arcane emerges from the back and he was dressed up as a.......... vampire! o.0 The girls whistle at the young Promoter and Richard blushes in embarassment! His long plastic cape then caught a snap on one of the pyro cones and then as he tucked and pulled... the pyro exploded off!!! Richard is then thrown back down on the straw ground and watches as the pyros go off. He gives a sly grin and then gets backup- dusting himself off. He approaches the ring... and enters through the middle ropes. Once inside, he grabs the mic from Howard and speaks with a fake vampyre hollywood accent.....

Richard Arcane: Awwhh... velcume to the CW Dawk Feeeesstivul..*cough*... vel tis nught iz te ta thar bleh bla yake vig ballz... AWWHH VUCK IT!!!!

::Richard reaches in his mouth and takes out the plastic fangs::

Richard Arcane: Eeee... sorry about that. Well welcome to the show!!! and tonight we have many treats for you... not only can you enjoy our fun theme rides outside... visit the animals.. performers... experience our real haunted house... directly moved from it's location.. but also, tonight we will be dishing out some PAIN in this squared circle on a special CW Infiltrate! That's right! CW Tag Team champions will be fighting off against Arkem! Along with more surprises instore! but first... let us first bring out the District Promoters of Creature Wrestling!!! whom, are organizing this night... to see who will have the BEST Dark Festival in our main event! First, representing the ECF.... welcome Kevin McKain!