CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 3:32 pm on Nov 9, 2006 by: Stoned Drunk Steve Asstin

a wurd wit ta EeeeSeeF'n I NEADD A BUER!!!!

?????: HO U GIT MI A BUER?

::McKain turns around perplexed while walking down the hallway......::

Kevin McKain: (wtf) Eeww... where's that smell comming from?

Stuned Dunk Swead Ass-ton: hur u heured mi..... I wana tak to ya... itz bout mi Dunk champiunshipers.....

Kevin McKain: Umm.... Baldy.... I am over here outside!!! I can't understand anything that your saying!

::Stuned Drunk gits outta of the bathruum... Stoned drunk oped hiz mouth wideeeeeeeeeeeeee and letedgo a smelli GASSOUS beur burp!::

Asstun: Watt? Son... I gest don't git ya.... i want mi drunk pelt offiall and tat's the bottum penny.......... cuz ol' stoned drunk cannot affurd his trailler park pills..........

Suddenly, Asstin moves in for a Stoned stunner but McKain simply moves to the side... Asstin lunges forward in a drunk'n sloppy mess and trips on the floor!!!

Stoned: Harrr harrr... har... y tat's real cute... wur did u go. Goddammit.... I now u have 5... or 10.... no wait....6 fuk'n wrastlers right hur to put ol' Drunk asstun down lik tha... I reauuly need mi buer!! goddammit!!!