The tron lights up, as the Ministry begins to raise themselves to their feet. They look on as Kevin McKain appears on it, live from a satellite feed, grinning wildly. He waits for them all to climb up, rolling his wrist in an impatient manner, causing the fans to laugh at the "Ministry".

Well, well, well- look at you. Not ONLY can you blatently attack people and run- which you claim is destroying them for their titles and souls- but you can't even insult a person! Kevin "McBitch"??? Kiz"whorebag"??

Tell me guy, were you dropped on your head as a child? Did your mommy touch you? Is THAT why you're so angry?

In any case- fuck you. AS the ECF DP- for attacking me you're fined $5,000 which I've already deducted from your next paycheck.

You think setting me on fire is bad? I had an Undisputed Champion by the name of Red Spyder beat my ass so bad I went into a coma for almost two months before I returned to my duties!

But I'll tell you what fuckbag- you wanna go around making matches and hurting people like you're cool, feel free. The matches you make won't EVER happen- and if you keep up your current "hit and run like a faggot" methods, you'll just be stripped of the belts and you won't matter anymore.

The Ministry is stunned.

Oh- before I go, I wanna know why I'M the bitch when a SUPERHERO UNDER FIVE FEET AND THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION SINGLE HANDEDLY DISMANTLED YOUR ENTIRE MINISTRY!!!!!

With that, he laughs, as the footage replays.

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Lying there, he shook his head, and slowly took a second to recooperate.

Gojinn grinned wildly as Soul Reaver stared down at the ring and Stoned Drunk. The King saw the Ministry staring the same way Soul Reaver was, quickly swept up his belt, standing, turning to Mortis first AND BELTED HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!

DEATHSTRIKE TURNED AND GOJINN LEVELED HIM NEXT!!!!

Hells Angel realizes what the fuck is going on!! She turns and throws a kick, getting Gojinn in the ribs, and he drops the belt, stumbling up against the tron!! Angel hit a right hand, and a left uppercut, before Gojinn grabbed her by the hair, and yanked back STEPPING FORWARD, AND PULLING THE HAIR DOWN TO BEND HER OVER BACKWARDS!!! HE SUDDENLY STOOD HER UP, AND THREW HER FACE FIRST THROUGH THE GLASS PANEL RUNNING THE WORDS “Dark Harvest Festival”

She literally lies half in and half out of the tron, bleeding from her face!!!! AND THAT’S WHEN SOUL REAVER TURNS!!!

Is it your girlfriends time of the month already? She’s bleeding! I knew she was a bitch, but that explains a lot!!!

And he charges Gojinn, who leans back, and underhooks SR’s arms, and throws him over his head in a belly to belly overhead suplex!!! SR lands on his back, smashing on the damned metal stage!! Gojinn stands up,, and throws a blocked kick at SR, who now takes the time to get up, and charge Gojinn backward, and the King trips and rolls back down the ramp!! SR runs down and catches him with a boot, and begins lifting him back up.

Gojinn grins, and grabs at his waistline, pulling him back and downward FACE FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!

The Ministry is starting to revive, all except Hells Angel at this point! Kizmat glares down, and Gojinn almost throws him in the ring, but instead throws SR over the barricade, dragging him through the crowd!! They arrive in the hallways soon, and Gojinn whips him face first into a wall, hitting a kick to the midsection as he comes back!!! Reaver breaks free of the hold, and the two begin dueling with fists, and Soul Reaver hauls him down the hall into a group of on looking fans!!!

Gojinn falls hard and slides along the marble, while Mortis and Deathstrike run into the hall from the other end!! They hold their heads but a moment, and Gojinn knows he’s done for!!!



PLAY

Gojinn was in trouble!!!


Superhero to the rescue!!!!


WOOOSH!


Head’s up bitches!!!


J.R: What the hell!?!


King: Is that?!?!


J.R: It is King!!!


The Eagle flies in from behind the Ministry, dropkicking one of each of their knees out!! Both men go down hard, and Gojinn hops up, running right at them, clothes lining both men to the cement floor!! The fans nearby begin cheering wildly!!!


But the CW Superhero runs down the hall with Gojinn and both men take him on!!


Eagle drop kicks one leg out, and SR simply stumbles back!!


And then Gojinn drops him with a Spin Out {RKO}!!!!


The fans go wild while the entire Ministry has been defeated in one fell swoop!!


Justice is served!! Come King Gojinn! Let’s get our asses out of her like they do!!!


WHOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH!!!




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Back to Kevin who's laughing his ass off from the satellite feed at CW HQ.

Oh that was good, but just so we're clear- I refuse to, and will not come down to that ring again to deal with you. You're not worth it. Have a nice day.


The tron fades to black as the Ministry is left seething...