Posted at 2:52 am on Feb 26, 2007 by:
King Gojinn
Let me answer your first question: Yes. I am the King.
The fans in the audience, and the reporters alike begin cheering, standing tall. A few small, colored lights begin flashing, as Gojinn steps out from behind a small curtain, and throws his arms up. Wearing a fine suit, and black sunglasses, he steps onto the stage, and then onto a chair, and onto the table, grinning, as a few other CW Board members present, look at him disgusted, while he crotch chops at the fans and reporters.
He laughs, turns, and steps down, shaking hands with Richard and stands in front of the podium, grabbing it as he takes off his sunglasses, and hangs them on his shirt.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS---- ARE YOU READYYYYY FOR CREAUTREEEEEEEEEE MAAAAANNNNIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????
He receives a tremendous ovation from the audience present, and grins, standing up straight to speak into the mic.
Alright kids, this is what you need to know. At CreatureMania, the new and improved D-Generation X is gonna wipe the god damn floor with that crappy Unholy Ministry. That washed up group and those bastards that run it are done. That rotted carcass, Creeper; that closet case, chain loving freak Rukkus; and that corpse humping weirdo, DarkSpade; not one of them will walk away from that match- if I take part. DX WILL win. You can bet on that.
”GOJINN!!! Can you talk to us about Kizmat?!”
No. I can YELL at you about Kizmat! That blood guzzling whack job backstabbed me! I tried to stop Mortismere- to stop the end of the world- and he …… he attacked me and tried to kill me. Kizmat is gonna take the beating I give him in the Pit of Hell- and why is that? Because he HAS TO!! Kizmat can’t stand up to me- he never could, and that’s why he chose a time when I wasn’t suspecting it!!!
Kizmat is a weak- frail child, and I’m gonna end him…..
Will killing him solve anything? I mean, you’ll be brought up on charges.
Charges? Fine. I’ll beat the court ruling any day. But killing him- yeah- it’ll solve a lot.
He waits for another question, or the arrival….
