A sharp squeal. Motors revving. The smell of burning gasoline fills the air. The camera fades in on the black roadway, and slowly pans upward, as two forms fly by.
FUCK YOU!
Hahahaha.
The camera reveals the members of Degeneration X at a ……….. Go-Kart track?!?!
The duo speed along the track, weaving along turns. Gojinn floors it going into the far sharp turn, and then slams on the brakes, as he swings to the inside, cutting Pimp off!!! Pimp breezes through at a decent speed, as Gojinn takes off again, just ahead of him. Pimp is close on his left side, as they fly into the next left hand turn. Gojinn knows he’ll take him if he stays inside, so he swings left early, catching Pimps front bumper, and swings right again, trying to
not spin out.
Pimp backs off enough for Gojinn to take the corner, and then swings behind him, and follows close, swinging out to the right for the next turn, drafting right by him! Gojinn curses as Pimp slides inside, and takes the lead!!! Gojinn screams!! Pimp laughs as he floors it, and speeds down the front stretch. Gojinn pulls up behind him, but Pimp starts to weave, just enough to make sure Gojinn wouldn’t keep up and draft him. Gojinn catches his tail end though, and spins him!! As he slides though, he turns the car, and it slams into the metal wall, and bounces off due to the tires behind it, and Gojinn slams right into the side of him, shooting himself across the track into the left wall, but manages to keep his kart straight, while Pimps gets spun around.
The owner of the track begins screaming at them!!
HEY! YOU F#$#ING BASTARDS BE CAREFUL GAWD DAMNIT!!!!!!
Both men glare at each other, and then take off, Gojinn just ahead of Pimp after the collision! Pimp takes the inside of the next turn, and cuts by Gojinn, swinging in front! He takes the inside left turn, and dives right into the next, keeping Gojinn at bay!!
The King grips the steering wheel tight and begins drafting Pimp, keeping the car perfectly aligned. Grinning, Pimp keeps up his lead, and heads for the finish line. He has two more turns!!! He whips the car inside, as Gojinn goes slightly wide, not letting off the gas!!! Pimp turns around, as Gojinn SLAMS the right side of his car, and grinds along the metal wall!!
HAHAHA! SUCK IT!
But he misjudged the timing for the next turn, and flies into the metal wall!! It smashes open, being only 4 inches tall, and Pimp flies over the rubber tires behind it, still driving the kart!!! He rips through the hedges, and flies into a small barn placed next to the track!!! The kart lands and slams into a bail of hay, stopping it entirely. Gojinn has meanwhile stopped his kart, and climbs from it, looking into the barn… The owner rushes up behind him.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! BESSAY!!! GAWD NOOOO!!!
Yo! Idiot! Suck that!
Pimp pushes a chunk of hay off of himself, finally revealing his face, as the camera rushes in, checking on him…
[400th RPG Board post.]
