The new CW. A lot has happened here over the years. It looked spotty there for a moment... though it looks like there's a lot more to come.


What major event is destined to happen Today? A prodigal son returns... though he is not alone! With him, his loyal confidant is ever vigilant.



????: Man, it's been a long time. Standing here... I'm getting goosebumps. Hope nobody touched my stuff.



???: "..."



????: People would TOO wanna touch my stuff.. I rule remember?



Indeed... the figure standing at the gates of the new CW...is NONE OTHER THAN RICK ASTIN!! His confidant? FRANK THE FISH!!







Frank: "..."


Astin: Don't get Fresh with me!



Frank: "..."



Astin: Oh people so do not love fresh fish...THEY HATE FRESH FISH!!



Frank: "..."



Astin: How dare you say I don't have my finger on the pulse of society!



Frank: "..."


Astin: Meh. Anyway... let's just go inside already.


And with that, our intrepid heroes finally make their re-entry...to the world of the CW!



Astin: Man...this place looks different...love the new paint.


Frank: "..."


Astin: So I'm bias to blue...I've never said otherwise.



Frank: "..."


Astin: Anyway....let's head to my old locker room.


Frank: "..."


Astin: What? Please....why would they give my locker room to someone else?



Frank: "..."



Astin: So I haven't been here in about two years....why would that be a good reason?



Frank: "..."



Astin: Meh....let's just go check it out and see what comes of it. Maybe we'll find John Beeze. Been a while since we've seen him.


Frank: "..."


Astin: Dead? I killed him? I don't remember that.



Frank: "..."


Astin: Zombies? I think you've been watching too many late night movies...anyway...here we are!! My old locker room!!



Frank: "..."



Astin: No I mean MY old locker room. You were never an official member of the roster and as such didn't have a locker room.



Frank: "..."


Astin: Shutup! How dare you bring my mother into this.



Frank: "..."


Astin: Anyway...let's go inside. Maybe we'll even find the remnants of TCW!!



Frank: "..."



Astin: What? Sell TCW? Why would I have ever done that. You're silly. Anyway...just imagine the other relics that could be in there!



Frank: "..."



Astin: No I don't have anything specific. Tis why I said just imagine.



Frank: "..."


Astin: Whatever.



The iconic duo finally open the door! Only to be shocked by what they find!!



Astin: Incredible.



Frank: "!!!"



Astin: I can't believe it!


Frank: "!!!"


Astin: Who could have said this is what we'd find?


Frank: "..."


Astin: Yes. This. What we've found. Here. Who would have thought? It's quite surprising! Indeed.


Frank: "..."


Astin: HOW DARE THEY TURN MY FORMER LOCKER ROOM INTO A SUPPLY CLOSET!



Frank: "..."



Astin: I'm going straight to my Monopoly partners to settle this!



Frank: "..."


Astin: What? Me? Turn on them? Why would I have ever done that?


Frank: "..."



Astin: Cause I'm all about me? When I think my team mates aren't even trying to rule as hard as I do I dump them like a sack of bricks?



Frank: "..."


Astin: Than why am I still with you?



Frank: "..."



Astin: Touché



Frank: "..."



Astin: Regardless. Let's go see what management has to say about this!



So Astin and Frank head on over to the executive offices....opening the door to a certain office without even bothering to knock!!! There...they find a man!! Not too surprising....talking with a prostitute!! Even less surprising..... However!! What is surprising...is WHO this man is!!!






Astin: Ryan Reynolds?



Frank: "!!!"



Astin: Where's Keanu? Why are you in his office with a prostitute!!



Man Who Looks like Ryan Reynolds but is actually not: Eh?


Woman who looks like a prostitute: I'll have you know I'm a secretary!



Astin: Role playing eh?



Man Who looks like Ryan Reynolds but is actually not: What are you doing here anyway? I thought you left years ago.



Astin: Well when I heard about the new CW....I decided I just had to come and see it for myself.




Man Who looks like Ryan Reynolds but is actually not: Can't say I blame you.



Astin: And yet...I haven't seen Tom Welling, Jensen Ankles, Jared Padaleckawhatever or any of those "new CW" hotties...Kristin Keokuk, Allison Mack, Erica Durance, Missy Peregrym, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Lauren Graham, Beverley Mitchell and so on.












Man Who Looks like Ryan Reynolds but is actually not: Oo!



Astin: What?



Frank: "..."



Man Who Looks like Ryan Reynolds but is actually not: Just...just...get out.



Astin: But...but I rule! Plus I was promised that the NEW CW was the hottest place to be this fall!! Promised it!! IN SONG NO LESS!!!



Frank: "..."



Man Who Looks like Ryan Reynolds but is actually not: Your next joke better not be about how everybody hates rick.



Astin: What? No one hates me.



Frank: "..."



Astin: DO NOT!!



Frank: "..."



Astin: Meh.


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