Ladies and Gentlemen, put you kids to bed and lock up their doors, and cover the eyes of those teenage daughters of yours, because you all are about to meet the King of Crash, Kid Charlemagne!

Now, I know you all must be wondering, who is this Kid and what's his deal? And All I've got to say is that you just keep worrying about your training regiment and your personality injection shots because there are only 3 things guaranteed in this world: Death, Taxes, and Kid Charlemagne takin it to the streets!

I don't know who I've got to pop in this place or how I'll go about doin it, but any pipe-dreamers and pillow-biters feel free to throw in your two cents worth and get a good sock in the mouth, because I will assure you that this money-makin machine, Modern-day Mastadon, and hearthrobbin maniac Kid Charlemagne is the greatest showsman to ever give a damn about your pathetic little lives and you can take it to the bank!