Posted at 6:33 am on Feb 1, 2008 by:
Charon Death
Life and Death
Eva stood in the ring as some people booed and others had an eerie feeling that this whole thing was just a little too real. The creaturetron went to static, the whole audio feed to the arena began to buzz and crackle and just like switching the tv on, an image flooded the screen. Charon was stood in her mansion, you could see workman wandering back and forth, it seemed some damage had been done. She had her hands on her hips and had a half smile on her lips, she looked directly at the camera.
"Yeah, anyway. Nice speech Eva or should I call you Eva's?"
Many members of the audience caught the strange exchange and knew there was more to it but Charon continued without waiting for an answer.
"Thing is rustbucket, people like to have a choice to run their lives exactly as they see fit. I know I certainly wouldn't want to be made in your image, have you seen your ugly butt face in a mirror lately?"
Charon turned away from the camera slightly as a loud thud could be heard in the background, and then a contractors body could be seen flying across the hallway in the background. Charon turned back to camera.
"Us cesspool beings, we like having free will, its what makes us, well us. Having seen your little buddies, they have a bit of a glitch don't they? They're not as perfect as you'd have us think and oddly you ain't as perfect as you say either. I've defeated you once at King of Pain, oh and you owe me a big, fat, thankyou for saving your rusting ass from drowning. So you might want to sort out the sceaming noise you and your little buddies make cause it does give the game away just a bit. By the way, the information your buddies 'borrowed' from my house, its flawed. I also had back up copies and know just as much as you. How do you think I defeated you at King of Pain? Yes, I, the human cesspool lifeform, defeated 'the perfect killer'. Should I say that again? It might sound like I'm boasting. I, DEAFEATED, EVA. Or Eva's? Eva's sounds odd and grammatically incorrect but hey if it works go with it."
By now the audience weren't sure what to make of the odd exchange but it was obvious Eva knew by the the way its eyes started cycling between lime and red...

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