We join JR and King at the announce table awaiting whatever may happen next in the crazy world of the CWE.


JR is busy as ever cooking some bbq ribs....as King is perusing the sex and music issue of playboy...on newsstands now...

JR: Oo! Are we on?

King: We can't be on...

JR: But look...the green light!

King: MY GOD!!! Meh..-continues ogling naked pictures-

JR: Hello everyone and welcome to the CWE newsdesk! We're coming to you live today with what I'm being told is some hot breaking news! Our camera crew is on location with Todd Grisham.

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Cuts to Todd Grisham in front of the white house.


Todd Grisham: Hello JR.

JR: Hello Todd.

Todd: Hello.

JR: Hello.

King: What about me?

Todd: Hello Jerry.

King: Hi.

Todd: Jerry, hello.

King: Hi.

Todd: Hello.

JR: We're told that you have a hot story!

Todd: Yes Jim...I do....it seems that Keanu Reeves has been arrested in relation to hundreds of missing prostitutes that are presumed dead...witnesses report that he lured them in with the promise of grapes.







JR: No not that Todd....the other story.

Todd: Oh yes! That story!...yeah..


JR: So?


King: What happened?


Todd: Well the press has been buzzing since yesterday.

JR: Over what?

Todd: Some breaking news.

JR: What kind of breaking news?

Todd: Important breaking news.

King: He's an idiot.

Todd: HAHA King.

King: I was being serious.

Todd: Well King...it seems that a Alumni member of CWE has agreed to run for president.

JR: Oh my!!

Todd: Here's a small clip from the proceedings yesterday.


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"Ladies and gentlemen....I give to you...the next U.S. president......that's right...he's finally given in and accepted the countless nominations.....FRANKLIN T. FISH!!!"

Hail to the Chief plays as Frank is pulled out from under the podium.




Frank: "..."


The flashes from the cameras are just blinding....the media in attendance are just flabbergasted.....none the less they attempt to continue on with their jobs...asking the questions that need asking!


Trisha Takanawa: Mr.Fish...why now? Why wait all this time?

Frank: "...."

Trisha Takanawa: I see.. and would you go out with me?

Frank: "..."

Trisha Takanawa:Heeheeheehee

Milo Bloom: And what party are you going to represent?

Frank: "..."

Milo Bloom: The Ruling Party? I've never heard of them...are they an independent?

Frank: "!!!"





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Todd: Frank then went on to announce his running mate....known to many CWE fans as the Inferno...Cerberus.

JR: Well this certainly is a shocking turn of events Todd.

King: Is it...is it known why he's doing this now? Why didn't he announce this months ago?

Todd: Well from what I'm told....This has been a very...planned thing....they didn't want to just jump into things unprepared....they had to..um...generate the funds necessary...also...Frank was a staunch supporter of Stephen Colbert's bid for the presidency.....it was only when Colbert dropped out that the plans began to advance to the point where we are now.

JR: I see...and what platform will they be running on?

Todd: From the early goings on...it appears that they will be basing a lot of their support on their radical "kill all illegal immigrants" stance.....it remains to be seen what other announcements the Ruling Party shall make down the line....but this is a very promising start.

JR: Thank you Todd....

Todd: No problem JR.

JR: Stay tuned as we continue to deliver constant updates to this breaking story. Coming up after the break..... King updates us with his brand new entertainment segment....PuppyWatch....where he breaks down all the happenings with the young Hollywood hotties.

King: WHOOHOO!! Hold on a second....this whole report gives me an odd sensation of Deja-Vu.


JR: Does it King?



King: Yes...I feel like we've done this before.



JR: Could it be...a multi-fed spanning epic storyline?



King: AMAZING! Could it truly be?


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