Posted at 3:38 am on Feb 10, 2008 by:
Kevin McKain
Here- let me wipe that smirk off your power stripped face. Wouldn't want to smudge your make up though.
Kevin was furious, and had already thrown a folder of extensive contracts across the room. Lloyd was scrambling, as a crew had worked it’s way through the offices in the CW headquarters, and finally made it towards his office. Lloyd ushered them in, and a fuming Kevin watched the events unfold in real time finally. He slowly calmed himself down, and prepared for what may have been one of his biggest challenges yet. He sat down in his chair, as the cameras set up. A few people tried for make-up but he resisted, and loosened his tie a bit, rolling up his sleeves, and brushing a few beads of sweat off his forehead. He kicked back and pulled his wireless keyboard to his lap, as his feet swung up onto his desk. He reached for his mouse and moved it around on his computer, and began typing away.
LLOYD!!!!!!!! IF THAT FUCKING LINK ISN’T ONLINE SOON, I’M GONNA GO FIND YOUR MOTHER AND FUCK HER SO HARD YOU’RE GONNA FEEL IT!!!!
Sir, we're going as fast as we can!
That's what they said when they built the Great Wall-- but a few slaves get killed and BAM- production stepped into overdrive- NOW Shut it, and GET TO WORK LLOYD!!!!
Lloyd scrambled from the room, and finally, the feed was live.
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Meanwhile, in the arena, Alexander Arcane has grown a tad impatient. The Tron lights up however, and there he is, ECF DP Kevin McKain. Fully reclined in his leather chair, he’s comfortably kicked his feet up onto the desk, and pulled his keyboard to his lap for some reason. He stares off camera at the monitor, but says nothing for moment. Alexander has yet to realize what has happened, although the crowd has given a pop. Finally, Kevin gets his attention by speaking.
Mailer daemon error? Shit. Let me try again. Shoveitinmyass@creaturewrestling.com The CW already has him listed in the universal mailing list under that name- so I wonder why it’s not working! I just want to get a hold of the guy!
OH! We’re finally live, thank god. I thought I wasn't gonna get a hold of you!
Sorry it took me so long, there chief. The company you formerly owned seems to have slipped a bit with the change of ownership. Slackers. God. Too bad you can only watch like me, being such a bitch now. Must suck going from having so much power to being your younger brothers underling, huh?
Oh, but enough about your decline of power, I’m glad I caught you! Apologies for not being there in person, first off. See- unlike you- I have actual work I need to do, instead of sitting in wardrobe and make up for three hours making sure my hair looks like someone drooled in it and slicked it back. So I had to be here in the HQ, instead of out there, on your show, insulting you face to face.
On a quick side note- do you have down syndrome by chance? I’m just wondering since you seem to fuck so many people’s names up constantly. Is it a speech impediment? Cleft palette? Something? On second thought- I’ll just stick to the notion you were dropped on your head as a kid.
So – you’re putting the CWE Heavyweight Title on the line, eh? Against one of my own? I’m sure Gojinn would be thrilled to fight someone on my roster. Hell, I’m sure he’s just thrilled knowing he can beat somebody’s ass. If I were you right now though, I’d have security make a barrier- ‘cause damn-- you’re PUTTING HIM into a match, which isn’t really his style.
But you want to get beat by the ECF, correct? Well, sounds like a stable plan to me. It just so happens a certain someone came to me recently asking to be reinstated. So- with my powers, I let it happen. They’ve been keeping tabs and watching, so tonight, I’d like to share with you my pick. In fact, he happens to be in that very building, so everyone, please, put your hands together for the next CWE Heavyweight Champion- a member of the ECF roster. And Arcane- I’ll be seeing you.
McKain grinned cockily, saluting him from his relaxed position, as the feed faded out to static, which was turned off to a black tron, as the fans and Arcane especially…waited impatiently.
