Posted at 3:21 pm on Feb 16, 2008 by:
STONED DRUNK STEVEN ASSTIN
JAGGUER I AAM CULLING UR OUT GIT UR ASS TA CM7 U BISH
Aslls of a sudden and like, the cratue trun gest pops them wuth ASStin. Assstun thrurs ovuer thruth the curtaun stoned drunk!! wuth bloodshoted eyez, Asstun wobbled backer and further downs ta aisle scureming outs, "Wuers my beeur u son-va-bishes!!!"
CRAWING INSIDERS THE RUNG, ASSTUN WAYS HIZ HANZ ARUND LOOK'N FOR BEUR! ASSTUIN MAKES AN AFFORT TA TRIES TA CLIMBER THE TURNBUCKLER BUT FALLS ON HIZ ASS. ASSTUN PICKS HEURSELF UP AND HARDLY CAN STAND DRUNKARD asstun wayes hiz flobby hanz arund likea drunkard HUFF'N AND PUFF'N
the fans are just shaking their heads in disbelief
Asstun: JAGGER!!!!! wull son-ya can't gitter awayz wuth tak'n mi BEUUUUUUUUR............... MI DRUNK TITY............ ANDS MI SEXY WUFE!!!! GIT-ME UR ASS TA THIS RUN YOU STUNED DRUNK BASTARD!!!!!!! i chullang ua TO GIT mi BEUR TITY BACKS ats KRETURE SEVEITY-FIFITY PAI-PUR-POOP!!!!
JR: Asstin?! I thought he and Jager as admited the AA club!
King: Drunk Challenge JR!!!! This is going to be GREAT!
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JAGGUER I AAM CULLING UR OUT GIT UR ASS TA CM7 U BISH - STONED DRUNK STEVEN ASSTIN - 3:21:44 PM on 02/16/2008
