Posted at 5:24 am on Mar 19, 2010 by:
NEW FOOD ORDER
NFO is in da house YO!
A match just finished with some unnamed rookies in the B4Pro... suddenly, the tron lights up with a face that made everybody drop their jaws!!! A man exits from the stage dressed in a suit and combed hair... sticking his nose up at everybody watching in anticipation....... the man stands silent on the top of the ramp and then bends over to his left pointing!!! Then a over the hill middle aged man exits out with pink feather's around his neck and sporting a NFO black T-shirt. The name, "HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN" is seen at the bottom of the CW & N-S-A watermark. The middle aged man stops in the center of the rampway and tries to flex, but his flabby muscles had to be pumped with botox from the other man who was helping him down the aisle!!!
Once in the ring, Hollywood Hoogan rolled his hand in the air while running in a incoherent circle..... then places it near his hearing aid. He couldn't hear the thousands upon thousands in attendance laughing at them in the ring..... but then, the blond haired man takes the CW mic from the ring announcer as he watched on as Hoogan was running in the ring trying to pump his inflated 2inch pythons up!!
Kris Jokieo: This..... is the NEW FOOD ORDER in the B4pro. Yes.... you heard me right. New food orders are going to be taken and taken with a side of ASS KICK'N here in the B4Pro....
Suddenly, Hoogan interrupts and stripes the mic away from Jokieo
Hollywood Hoogan: LET ME TELL YA SUMTHIN BRODERS!! THIS WIGHT HER IS DEM REAL DEEL BRODERS AND I GOTTA SAY THAT I JUST PEED MY PANTY-HOS YO!!!
Hoogan goes back to pump'n them pythons....
Kris Jokieo: Are you listening to me? we are the best at what we do and that is taking your orders and shoving them sideways to only stick it straight up your asses...
Hollywood Hoogan: I I I I I I GOT SUMTHIN ELSE TO TELL YA BRODERS... SPEAK'N OFF ASSESS WHATEVER YOU DO BRODERS DON'T EAT ANY DEL TACO BURRITO SUPREME BRODER.... ARGH... BECAUSE MY ARSHE RIGHT ABOUT NOW BRODERS IS ON FIRE!!! IF YA DIG!
Kris Jokieo: Now... there are some idiots in the B4Pro that think that they can eat shit like us well the New Food Order is taking over the franchise and we may even open up a New Food Order in your neighborhood... so that means you Angel.. that means you Shaniqua and your main squeeze Goldyke.... YOU DON'T TOUCH THIS!!!
Hollywood Hoogan took off his undies which were brown stained and flung it in the air and out to the disgusted crowd....
Hollywood Hoogan: LETME TELL YA SUMTHIN BRODERS... IF Y'ALL WANT SOME COME GET SOME YO!
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NFO is in da house YO! - NEW FOOD ORDER - 5:24:20 AM on 03/19/2010
