CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 2:02 am on Mar 21, 2010 by: Lord Mortismere (CW Undisputed Champion - Unholy Empire)

An Unbelievable Sight...... Bow to your NEW CHAMPION!

After the CW and N-S-A logo fades, the screens shatters as the lights cut out!!! Deep crimson lights fill the entire arena and fire explodes from the rampway where a legion of darkside followers exit with long black twisted torches filled with haunting blue eerie fire!!! suddenly as they pave the way..... Unholy Darkness poured from the backstage and from a hole in the stage came the ascended Lord Mortismere! Lord Mortis' robe was sparkling purple with embroiled gold studded throughout the fabric... but what was even more sinister was that Kizmat, the Lord of Blood, exited from backstage and followed Lord Mortis down the aisle..... As Mortis passed each fan he gave off a choking laugh that made your skin crawl!!! The moment Mortis reached the ring, he raised his hands upward and he floated above and over the ropes to land in the center of the ring which Kizmat entered already.....

Lauren C. Mayhew: Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you the NEW Undisputed Champion of our sport..... LORD MORTISMERE!!

It was utterly unbelievable to see the sight that befallen in front of your very eyes.... as Kizmat disrobed his brother, around Lord Mortis' waist was the representation of darkside wrestling- THE icon title of our sport!! Anyone who said they were great- held onto this one title.... and now, in an almost sickening unbearable manner it was now around the waist of the one creature that for many many years countless have fought against to ever have!!!! Anywhere from Darkhag, Dalkiel, Darkspade and Charon. Lord Mortismere had a smile so wide the world over that you can see his sparkling fangs from the top row!!! Lord Mortis adjusted the title around his waist and addressed everyone watching...

MM: Take a good hard long look at your NEW Undisputed Champion of this world. Finally.... FINALLY after 10 long agonizing years of putting up with imbeciles.... I, your LORD and MASTER, has obtained the highest prize you can ever get. It FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLSSS so GREAT!!! Hehhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... and I can only IMAGINE what lesser fools think.... "Oh what to do now that Lord Mortis is the champion...... there is no way I can defeat him." And you ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!! But it is much much more than just that, for I am not only your freak'n Undisputed champion and symbol of this sport, but I SAVED THE ENTIRE WORLD FROM ANNHILIATION!!!! YOU ALL OWE ME BIG TIME AND I EXPECT TO COLLECT IN FULL WITH INTEREST!!! There is not one single wrestler on the face of this planet which could dethrone me..... but it gets better... for now my brother has seen the light [the camera pans to an ECU of Kizmat's face] and came back to his brother in arms. Dear brother, I want for you to know that your Lord forgives you for your past crimes and welcomes you back into the Unholy Empire.... care to have something to say to all of the disbelievers??

KIZMÄT: Yes. I have one thing to say. You failed me Charon, and you failed Crimson by allowing her to be abducted. For that, I shall never forgive you. For that, you WILL Die for ME! Your biggest mistake was coming back to life, you should have stayed DEAD and buried. ANNNNNNNNNNNAAAA NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAATRRRRAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX