CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 1:13 am on Apr 2, 2010 by: The Unholy Empire

Now that the kiddes have calmed down... ITS TIME FOR THE BIG BOYS TO PLAY!!!

Time seemed to FREEZE AS ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!!!! The lights dimmed and was instantly replaced with a deep crimson blood red hue. We didn't know who or what was coming-- until, the music played out!!! THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THIS ILLUSTRIOUS DARK SPORT LEVITATED FROM A HOLE CUT THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF THE STAGE!!! The sickening demonic presence of Mortismere here on the NSA network was disturbing and yet- so so true that he IS your Undisputed Champion.

And of course, Kizmat was soon to follow but what made the entire arena shutter in shock was that Drkside appeared from the right hand side and joined the three as they descended the aisle!!!!

Mortismere is laughing it up as he passes each of the awaiting fans holding and stretching out their hands for him to touch.... instead, Mortismere arrogantly flings his ceremonial robe around and adjusted the belt across his waist!!!! As the three evil bastards on the face of this planet appear in-front of the ring... Mortismere raises his hands up high and levitates up and over the top rope.... Kizmat and Drkside soon enter as they joined up with Lord Mortismere....... FIRE EXPLODES FROM THE FOUR RING CORNERS.... and at that very instant in time, the lights rise and near 7'4" demonic bastard is standing in the center of the ring with that belt strapped around his waist..... as the camera pans outward away from Mortismere- he grabs the mic and speaks to all of Creatures of the Night......

MM: HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... why what a surpriseeeeee!!! THE UNHOLY EMPIRE IS THE MOST DOMINATE FORCE IN THIS SPORT!!! AND, IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I see the noobs had their taste at things in this Federation- and now, it is time for me to introduce myself. I AM the Undisputed Champion..... and almost importantly- he who stands to my right is my own flesh and blood brother.... KIZMAT..... and he who stands to my left is DRKSIDE!!! It was meant to be that these 3 forces of destruction are to unite under one cause. We have our own goals..... but one common goal is to see the ANNIHILATION OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING DEATH FAMILY!!!!! Rest assure to you all that WE WILL destroy the Death Family... but there is one member who I especially want to get my scaly blood dried hands on..... YES CHARON.... sweets.... I shall personally take good care of you heh....

Suddenly, Kizmat interrupts....

KIZMÄT: Yesh. The Death Family shall be judged and sentenced.... everyone wants to know why I have sided with my demonic brother. It is not because we love each other- in fact, WE DESPISE EACH OTHER!!!... I watched as Charon wasted the talents of MY children and taught them to be nice... and treat others with respect- and dear gawd even learn in school- those were MY kids and Charon diluted them with lies. Dark Sincentius' demise provided the answers--- but Charon's interference nearly destroyed a perfect plan. If it wasn't for my brother then we would all have perished.... HOWEVER.... I CANNOT FORGIVE CHARON FOR ALLOWING CRIMSON TO BE ABDUCTED!!! That is why, I would rather side with an untrustworthy cretin like Mortismere and with the help from our new friend Drkside.... It is just a matter of time before we hunt you all down....

Drkside said nothing... but grinned as Kizmat mentioned Crimson's abduction... Kizmat had one final thing to say....

KIZMAT: Oh yes.... I nearly forgot. Stewie Xtreme was it? What must you feel now that BOTH of your opponents in that triple threat match are apart of the same team? [stares at Drkside] Your odds do not look good, Mr. Xtreme. IN FACT, BITCH, PREPARE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE FOR US!!!!!! ANNNAAAA NNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAATRRRAXXXXXXXXX!!!