Posted at 6:33 pm on Apr 2, 2010 by:
Charon Death
Walks round the corner
Charon walked round the corner, obviously in deep thought, then stops when she see's Stewie just finishing up an interview and then smiles as the camera's swing round. The interviewer virtually leaps towards her with ridiculous optimism and thrusts the microphone in her face.
Interviewer: "Stewie says he doesn't trust you and described you as the daughter of a slut, what are your thoughts on this?"
Stewie caught the question and was immediately annoyed, he shouted that the comment was taken out of context. Charon looked up at him momentarily, Stewie realised she looked very different in street clothes and there seemed to be none of the insanity of earlier in the week. Charon pulled her attention back to the task in hand.
Charon: "Stewie is right not to trust anyone in this fed, look at me, I trusted Kizmat and he fucking kidnaps our kids. Then the brother of a cross dressing purple demon has the audacity to BLAME ME! No, I say Stewie is 110% correct, apart from the daughter of a slut part, my mother was a lovely law abiding Valrixous rebel."
Stewie frowned, now he had no idea what to make of her. The Interviewer plowed on.
Interviewer: "Are you going to show up to the match up involving Stewie, Kizmat and Drkside?"
Charon frowned now.
Charon: "Why would I do that? I have a match against Dylan 'the villain' George which I hope will be enough to keep me occupied on the evening in question. Unless of course Kizmat wants to be a total bitch about things, if he has something to say on the night, I will be responding with large, heavy, destructive items that might just strike him in various parts of his battered body. I have no real argument with Stewie but if he gets in the way I will have to remove him to get to Kizmat and Drkside."
The interviewer was about to say more but Stewie grabbed him and swung him round....

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