"Fuel" by Metallica hits the speakers.Branden Harvey comes to the ring.

Branden Harvey takes the mic from Amile.

''...all day I have heard people asking me the same question over and over again; Branden Harvey how did you beat Drkside? To those people, I ask you this. Did you inbred idiots watch the match? Did you vibrating dildos see the tables I put him through? Then, why do you ask?''

The crowd began to break out into sects of discussion; whispering feedback to their friends, eventually settling down within several seconds, as Harvey mouthed; ''Thank You'' sarcastically.

''There's no debating that Drkside's focus wasn't one hundred percent into this match. It seems like he's more focused on getting underneath the undergarments of her little wife than keeping his Infiltrate Championship. That's why Drkside was pinned to the mat for three seconds...''

Harvey paused and smiled.

''So, to answer that question which I know is on everyone's list; I am better than Drkside, Lord Mortismere and Chane McMahon combined...''

"I am the greatest Infiltrate Champion of all time. And I will do anything it takes to surprise my opponents, as well as you inbred idiots. To prove my point..."

Branden Harvey gives Amile Bubilefark a nice, long kiss that seems to last forever.

"Because I'm the man. I'm the myth. I'm the legend. And I'M THE INFILTRATE CHAMPION!!!!!!!! I'm BRANDEN MOTHER FUCKING HARVEY!!!!!!!!!"

He holds his belt high in the air as it cuts to commercial.