The next morning, at CW Headquarters in New York City- the CW Office was buzzing with activity for the upcoming CW event: CW Inferno Crisis!!! All departments from the creative, adverting, human resource, booking and administration were working around the clock.... that is, except for one person.














The scene now crossfades to a long stretched limousine that just parked itself in front of a fire hydrant in front of the elaborate steps leading up to the ivory towers that is CreatureWrestling Headquarters! The chauffeur walks around the vehicle and with sweaty palms, opens the door and steps aside as an old prickly woman wearing a pale green dress and stale pastel makeup pops out!! She puckers his dried lips and looked around as if she was assessing everything and comparing to HER standards. She silently closed her eyes for a split second and tilted her head to the left as though her standards BARELY were met and disregarded to thank the chauffeur who was expecting a tip for his 8 hour long service.

A kid playing with a ball stops in front of Mrs. Amile Bubilefark just outside of the building and looks up at her with a petrified look slapped on his face!

Mrs. Amile Bubilefark stares down blankly at the thing and coughed... as though that was orders to bugger the fuck off!!! The kid didn't know what to do but instead cries and runs to his daddy who was also a CW office worker conversing with another employee!!!

Daddy: Son... son... be quite daddy is talking with this gentle....


Mrs. Amile Bubilefark bitchingly stomps her feet and makes her bitch ass self to the man!!! The dad froze where he stood and even the man he was speaking with haltingly says goodbye and runs off!!! Amile just stands there as if you're suppose to already know why she is standing there and what was wrong...... the kid hides behind his slacks and the man shaking asks.... "Good morning Mrs. Amile Bubilefark, is there something wrong?"

OH BOY HERE WE GOOOO READERS!!!!

Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Is there something wrong??????? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG... DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD WASTE INVALUABLE COMPANY TIME SPEAKING WITH A LOWLY THANG LIKE YOURSELF IF THERE WAS NOT SOMETHING WRONG!!!!! THAT THING (points to the kid) HAS NO BUSINESS HERE PLAYING WITH THAT (points at the ball) ON COMPANY TIME AND ON COMPANY PROPERTY.... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? WHO IS YOUR SUPERVISOR??????


The man didn't know what to say or to think... Mrs. Amile Bubilefark stood there with her arms crossed and was tapping her foot waiting for an answer....




Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Welllllllll YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE....



Daddy: I... yes this is my son but we were just leaving....


Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT YOU'RE FIRED ASSHOLE!!!! IF I SEE YOU OR THAT THING YOU LUGED AROUND ON COMPANY PROPERTY THEN I WILL PROMPTLY CALL THE AUTHORITIES!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MISER!!!!! GET!!! SHOO SHOO...!!!



While this was all happening, everybody outside and even inside of the lobby was watching the festival that Amile was conducting!!! she was so loud and anxious that even cars on the street slowed down to see what this hysterical woman was babbling on about!!! Finally after the man left with the kid- she whips her hair around and puckers his stale lips as if everything was honky-dokie and nothing happened... she tried to go through the glass rotary doors but had a hard time squeezing her fat ass through the doorway.... a worker who was stuck inside of the rotary door because of her ass-jam had to make a dash and a tackle to push the door on through!!! as Amile flung out on the other side she falls on the floor hands first and then jumps back up with a PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEDDDDD OFF LOOK ON HER FACE!!! Everybody watching in awe turned quickly the other way so that Bubilefark didn't fire them too!!!



Amile rose to her feet and stomped her way into the elevator... she pounded the floor she wanted with her large thumb which even caused a few workers in the elevator to glance away from their newspapers and look at Amile as if she's nuts!!! she places her hands in front of her.... then the next scene appears infront of the elvator door as it opens... Mrs. Amile Bubilefark makes sure she's the first one out and she stomped out and walked down the hallway making sure that EVERYBODY saw her by flickering the lid on a ball point pen!!!!





As workers peeked over their cubicals- many of them whispered and frantically tried to get out of the way as Mrs. Amile Bubilefark walked down the aisle.... then an unfortunate worker who was unable to grab all of her stuff accidentally drops papers in front of Mrs. Amile Bubilefark's path....... Mrs. Amile Bubilefark stares down and narrows her eyes at the lady....







Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: YOU LAZY LAZY THANG YOU!!!! GET BACK TO WORK THIS ISN'T A VACATION!!!!!! WE GOT DEADLINES... DEADLINES... DEADLINES... YOU'LL BE SO DEAD IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO WORK WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!! DID I TELL YOU YOU CAN STOP WORKING??? GET BACK TO WORKKKKKK..... [a tap on her shoulder... she turns around] WHATT??? oh!!




Moebius was behind her..... then as night turns to day so did Amile's behavior....















Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Good morning Mr. Death. It is a pleasant day! How are you?