Posted at 5:15 pm on Oct 24, 2010 by:
Gunther (CW President)
Hola hola! (attn: Branden)
Just as we came from commercial, the lights slowly dim... then everything is covered with pink lights and strobe lights beam from the top of the ramp. We didn't know what was going on until, Gunther slips out from the back in his tight leather black pants and leather jacket! Gunther puckered his wet and savoring red blistering lips!!!
Gunther: Hola hola... rata ta ta tada!!!!
and then..... The C-Tron lights up...
Gunther walks down the aisle while singing too alls of his beautiful ding dong fans Awh!!!
Gunther: It is a Hot Day.... I put on my Flip Flop..... Go to playa de sol, My feelings tip topped. Give me some lotion to get emotion.... [stops and grabs a fat chick's hand and kisses it] Senorita SEX with me? AWH! I am SOOO SEXY!
King is in his seat doing the ding dong with Micheal Cole staring at him as if he's out of his mind.... Micheal Cole: WHAT is the deal with this man! I bet he doesn't even know he's a CW wrestler!
Gunther: Hola hola!!! Sooooooo The G-Man is here... to please... to arouse... and to Awh... DANCE!! Oh yesh.... of course.... I am here to announce that the G-Man is your temporary CW Presidente.... OH YES!!! And the first order of business is a strip tease for you alls!!!!
Micheal Cole: OMG!!!!!
Gunther: Oh.... oh yes... almost forgot. Mr. Superssoooonic man... come on down for a there is something I have for you!!! awh!
