Posted at 4:58 am on Nov 13, 2010 by:
Chane McMahon (G-DP)
Uh hum....
.......The CreatureTron lit up suddenly with "NO Chance in HELL" blaring across the airways......
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the General District Promoter of Creature Wrestling, Mr. Chane McMahon!
The G-DP grins wickedly at the NEW Undisputed Champion of this sport and places his CW microphone right next to his lips...
Chane McMahon: WRONG. YOU haven't proved a damn thing. It doesn't even matter if you have the greatest prize ever conceived of on this planet, son... Because YOU are still a on..er..two-trick pony. Its funny because, when you get help... you manage to slip away with a win. Hoo hoo hoo hoo.... YOU'RE A FAKE!! and a FRAUD!!!!
Micheal Cole: Oh Chane is really pushing this time King! But Branden isn't buying into any of it. He's the 34th reigning Undisputed Champion of this prestigious and one of a kind sport!! Anybody who ever said that they were a legend became a legend through THIS organization and no other. And THAT title has been the icon of this sport ever since the default Creature of the Night Champion, Darkhag!!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: I agree with everything that you just said.... I been through it all. I've see the epic and legendary matches that CreatureWrestling has produced each and every year and it has no equal... but, I disagree that this is not bothering Branden. Because IT IS TRUE! Branden hasn't proven a dam thing yet.... becoming the champion is one thing... defending it... is quite another feat.
Chane McMahon: So Mr. Undisputed Champion... if you want to prove to the world that you have what it takes to become a TRUE legend in this sport- well then on CW X-Treme Punishment YOU will face off against the winner of the Disembodied Soul Match which occurred on CW is MAD. But this match will have a very very special guest referee.... [camera zooms in on Chane's smug] The hottest General District Promoter of all time....................... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
