Posted at 1:33 am on Jun 19, 2006 by:
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Feel The Fear. The Day Has Come. The End of the CW As You Know It....
Behold The King
The King of Kings
On Your Knees Dog…
All Hail…
A deep inhale into a mic is heard over the blasting of ‘King of Kings’ by Motorhead. The fans stand and scream, wondering if what’s happening is real, is the truth. A mic is heard rustling still, and talking is heard over it, but it’s all too inaudible to make out for now. The lights in the arena go out, and fog begins forming all over the stage, rolling down the ramp, and hitting the ring where it dissipates under it. White strobes flash all over the entranceway as blue, red, and green lights wave round the arena in the dark, blinking on and off every so often.
The fans are absolutely in disbelief! What’s happening right now can’t be real! What’s happening now is just some fake out!
But no, golden sparks rain down in front of the curtain, and the mic finally picks up on the PA!
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
J.R: MY GOD! Is it for real?!
King: It can’t be him…
Coach: Look!
King: No!
Coach: I think…
J.R: IT IS!!
It’s then, that the curtain flies open, and a figure slowly walks through the raining sparks, grinning wildly beneath a hooded trench. The figure stands still a moment, as the crowd literally goes berserk, charging the rails it seems! The word “KING” is sewn into the back of the trench in cryptic letters, while the letter K is only sewn into the front of the hood, a clever little crown hanging from it. The figure looks back and forth, not lifting his head once to show the crowd his identity, but they know who it is already!
He stands still, and then slowly raises his hands, sliding his hands up along side of his head, pushing the hood back! The King is back! It’s him! Gojinn is back! Gojinn is back!
J.R: Gojinn! My god!
Coach: The CW is going to end now!
King: Get lost home wrecker!
J.R: Shut up!
He stands there, and then walks to the ring, smiling the whole way down. A golden day in his career, no doubt. He comes upon the ring, and walks up the steps, and then stops. He turns to the crowd, seeing them cheer louder and louder. He turns to the ring, seeing the CW logo all around on the apron, and wonders what he should do. Finally, much to the delight of the fans, he climbs into the ring, and spins around, extending his arms fully the entire time! They cheer and chant, and he loves every second of it, and you can tell by the look on his face!
J.R: My god King!
Coach: I never thought I’d see the day…
King: CW is ruined!
Gojinn stands in the middle, of the ring, and throws off the trench into the crowd, revealing a black sleeveless t-shirt, with ‘We’re Back to Kick Ass’ on the front, and CW 24/7 on the back!!!
He grins, and stands there another minute, nearly tearing up for the fans. They can’t believe it! He grabs a mic and holds it, before throwing it into the crowd disgusted!
J.R: What the hell?
King: Told you! Home wrecker!
Coach: Get him out of here!
The King of CW reached into the back pocket of his black warm-up pants, and rips out a PLATINUM MIC!!! He smirks, as the fans go rabid! He raises it to his lips and raises and eyebrow quickly.
Souvenir I took when I left, so what?
Grinning, he stopped a second, as the fans began laughing and chanting his name.
The true King of the CW has returned….he has returned HOME, where he truly belongs! This here, is the place where Gojinn was ‘born’. This here, is the birthplace of the ‘King’. Without the CW, today, I’d be another nobody, walking the streets with no goal in life!
The crowd is ready to blow the roof off of the arena right now!
So I’m BACK! This time, I won’t be handed the title! This time I won’t let the fans down! I never held that gold in my hands god damnit, and I swear to god, and each and every one of you, I will. I said it the night I, debuted here almost two years ago:
You can try to stop me, but my reign is inevitable. I will dominate. I will take out anyone anytime. I will work for what I desire. I will work from the ground, to the top, delighting in my championship rule. This place will be mine.
That was all it took! The fans were hooked! Gojinn raised his right arm in victory! It seemed impossible, but it was really him! My god!
The former Undisputed, Intercontinental, X-Treme, and Impact Champion, not to mention KOTR, is back people, and I’m ready to shake the CW to its foundations. It’s time for the re-beginning of TRUE greatness!!
As of right now, I’m accepting challenges from anyone, anytime, just like the old days. It can be some new guy….or even the Unholy One…..it doesn’t matter. Whoever it is though, better be ready to BOW DOWN!
And with those final words, the King took the Platinum Mic, shoved it into his pocket, wearing the biggest smile ever! He turned towards the stage, and headed towards the ropes to leave the ring…