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Posted at 5:46 am on Jan 10, 2011 by: Richard Arcane

Surprise Appearence on the NSA Channel

Surprising EVERYONE watching on TV and in the arena- Richard Arcane's music suddenly plays sending off a storm of mixed emotions from the fans. And then, coming off from Richard's CreatureTron.... Richard Arcane himself exits from the backstaged cleaned shaved and elegantly dressed as a fine gentlemen.

Announcer: May I introduce to you, Mr. Richard Arcane!

Richard smiled warmly at the camera and in his right hand were some papers carefully hidden from the view... As Richard finally reached the ring- he stopped and the camera panned around him as though trying to capture every angle of this man before he made his ascent up the steps and into the center of the CW ring. The announcer handed Richard a CW Microphone and after a short pause.... Richard speaks.

Richard Arcane: To everyone in the expansive CW Universe- I bid greetings. I sincerely apologize to each and every single one of my fans... It has been trying times indeed. The controversy surrounding my brother's death has been the primary concern behind my disappearance. But rest assured.... the false evidence that Charon Death has leaked out to the mass has not tricked the fine and honorable American court system. That is why. I am standing right here in this very ring with a signed statement that will put this all to rest once and for all. This statement was signed by my own flesh and blood brother... the TRUE founder and owner of this company. Alexander Arcane. This statement is his last will and testament- that upon his death, his share holdings go directly to me. Now Reverend Jones was very cleaver indeed to obtain the shares from the Death Family but what Reverend Jones did not realize was that Alexander's stocks were NOT up for grabs. That is why right here right now I am demanding for the surrender of the CW to the Arcane Family. If not. The Arcane Family will sue the daylights out of you Reverend... and out of the entire Death Family. I am sure, this has reached your attention Reverend Jones and Moebius. I am right here standing in this very ring awaiting your response.