Posted at 6:51 am on Jan 23, 2011 by:
Reverend Jones (NSA President)
After watching
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At NSA Headquarters, in a minimal, modern and white room... The Reverend leans back on his single black arm chair and stares blankly at his plasma screen TV. Rubbing his chin- he is in deep meditated thought. For some strange reason- the story that was told on Unsolved Mysterious seemed familiar to him. A recollection of his own past -or- a premonition. Be as that is may, Jones rose from his chair and reached for the CW Roster report that he ordered from Trish Skankus the other day. While shifting through the files- he saw many names that were reported to have serious mental and physical attributes.... in other words, the crazy wrestlers. Names came up.... Dalkiel, Kefka's Baby, Cerberus, Spiral, Charon Death and of course Darkspade were just a few among many. Now why did Reverend Jones feel that there was a connection to the roster? A feeling?
But then. Right there. As if it was staring right at Jones' face the entire time.... was a wrestler by the name of Red Spyder. The Reverend nearly passed this wrestler because he looked unsuspecting except for the nickname, "The Chainsaw Killer." Coincidence?
Interestingly enough, Red Spyder though retired from the CW since 2007, appeared last year at the Decade Awards and won against Darkspade against a gruesome match... some have said... was one of the most gruesome of all time. The Reverend ripped the roster page out of the binder and folded it up to place it in his black inner coat pocket.
As the view now shifted to the view of a laptop on top of a cold white bar table- The Reverend's form comes into focus as he reaches for the laptop's mouse and then navigates to the Unsolved Mysteries website to submit information. Perhaps, some clues will surface.
