The main lights dropped out and as they did the creaturetron flared to life showing a shot of a shadowy figure striding through the backstage area trailed by an assistant who was helping her shrug into her ring trenchcoat. A close up shot showed the pale face of Charon Death wearing a rather determined look. The audience responded by cheering and clapping, Charon's assistant was wearing a headset and was talking quickly into it while Charon listened and responded.

The creaturetron cut to Charon's entrance music video, seconds later she appeared at the top of the rampway and the cheering and clapping reached a crescendo. She glared at the two weirdo's standing in the ring rubbing up against each other like two dogs on heat, she tried not to think about in case she vomited. She knew she would have to go down to the ring so she took a deep breath so she wouldn't have to breathe in too hard when she was standing near them, Seer stank like stale beer and rat piss.

She finally stood on the ring apron, she ducked through the middle and top rope and took the microphone that Michael Cole had procured from another source. Cole backed away as Charon raised the microphone.

"Lets get a couple of things straight shall we."

She paused and grinned, not at Kizmat and Seer but at the audience reaction as the two continued their lewd behaviour.

"First of all, I had nothing to do with the massacre at the tv studio because I was busy breaking into Reverend Jones Executive offices and his safe on instruction from CW Executives who wished to test the security of the building."

The audience roared.

"Second of all, I accept your challenge, however, I have a small stipulation of my own. Right here, right now, I want the CW Doctor to take a DNA test from both of us to prove parentage of the children. By that I mean I'm not so sure that Angel is actually Kizmat's and to be perfectly honest I can't be 100% sure that Kizmat is the father of Crimson and Harkin either. Contrary to popular belief, Kizmat might be large in that department but as I remember it Kizmat had some problems getting it up and was told on one occasion that he was in fact firing blanks if you get my meaning."

Seer's face was a mask of pure rage now as Kizmat stood there silently and blankly.

"Thirdly, the chances of either one of you gettting custody of my children after you're little display out here is a little less than zero. Oh and fourth I have a small concern, Seer, perhaps you overlooked this little problem but you told everyone Kizmat was pregnant, has he been cleared by the doctors to wrestle me at Creaturemania because if not I'm afraid there are laws preventing me beating on pregnant women, men, kindreds and demons?!"

Charon stood centre ring and waited for their responses.

((Open post))