CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 5:18 am on Mar 3, 2011 by: Reverend Jones (NSA President)

With all things coming to full circle

The night before CreatureMania X

Bliss was the darkness of the night sky overshadowing the cityscape of New York City.

In the CW Headquarters: after the police and FBI agents performed a final search of the office of the NSA President-- the officers could not find any trace of Charon's current presence. Reverend Jones was seen looking out at the city through a murky dirty window. One of the agents approached the Reverend with an assessment report. "Reverend Jones, we have concluded that there has been documents stolen from your safe but the security tapes and all of the investigations up to this point presents an unusual occurrence which coincided with Charon's alibi... this happened but not on the date and time she indicated" The Reverend looked at him funny- with his catlike eyes- and rested his glossy black cane against the cold window.

"Yes. For one, the security tapes in fact shows Charon entering the building and making her way through the air-ducts up through the hallway and into your office where she removed the documents but the digital tapes were dubbed from an unknown location over the network. We found this out after our agency performed a level 5 diagnostic over the CW Network for any leaks. Sir. With this in mind- we also observed now closely each frame and noticed that the calendar that is seated right on top of your desk showed to be a week before the 'incident.' Apparently, whoever altered the digital security tapes was using state-of-the-art CGI and were able to cover up anything which showed the real date and time..... except for that one mistake."

The Reverend rubbed his chin and glanced at the other officers who were already finishing up. Jones had a half-smile as he returned his gaze at the FBI Agent.

Reverend Jones: Thank you for your time.

"But Jones..."

Reverend Jones: The NSA will take over the case from here on out- since this is a private sector matter.... the Standpoint Show occurred on NSA property and well... in the interest of contamination to the public we no longer require your 'help.' Blessed it be.

The officers left the office, including the FBI agent who looked back and watched as how the Reverend continued to stare out of his window. Then the very single moment the door shut closed- The Reverend picked up his glossy black cane and SWUNG IT IN A FRET OF RAGE AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IN HIS OFFICE!! And, whether it was by shear coincidence or fate, but after a picture frame fell to the floor and broke in two- there behind the frame was a torn paper tucked behind the edge. The Reverend knelled down and noticed that the paper was oddly marked "Red Spyder, "The Chainsaw Killer- Hitlist."

Cold shivers down his spine- The Reverend opened the note- it was another roster report that Trish Skankus could not find weeks ago. All roster reports in the CW was a detailed collection of facts, even facts that were not released to the public- but this one was kept hidden for some reason. As the Reverend sat down, in his chair, he read off each and every single person that Red Spyder was responsible for horrendously sending to the hospital- many which had their careers ended.... or died. Then at the bottom was a number clearly scribbled by hand but by whom?

With intense interest- The Reverend dialed the number on his smartphone. After several rings- nobody answered but shockingly once the answering machine played it was a voice he was all too familiar with: Alexander Arcane.

Reverend Jones: Blessed it be.