CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 9:32 pm on Apr 17, 2011 by: HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN (Cw INFILTRANT Chaumpions)

I TELL YA WUT BROTHER! (attn Brandy & that Chump-change, Chane! Brotha!)

THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT
HAS BEEN PAYED FOR BY....

Somewhere in the backwater old town of Coldblood Mississippi, HollyWood Hoogan done walked in on the town in the NFO Humvee with his buddies, Cevin Dash and Scotty Halls!! The small towns folks weren't accustom to any ruckus and were scratching their heads as a loud speaker started playing the NFO theme and showing videos of HollyWood Hoogan on large LCD screens duct tapped to the sides of the Humvee!! Suddenly, the van stopped infront of town's square and Hollywood pops out from the sidedoor sporting the title he didn't win at Monday Night MAD!

HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN: HEY NFOINITES THIS HER IS HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN AND I GOT A MESSAGE FOR ALL OF YOU HERE WATCHING MY GREATEST BROTHER! I OWN THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL WRASTLING AND I GOT A MESSAGE FOR THAT PARTIULAR SOMEONE THAT I FORGOT HIS NAME WAS BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER BROTHERS BECAUSE I JUST TOLD YOU THAT I HAD SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY AND MY 2INCH GARDEN SNAKES ARE READY TO GIVE YOU A PAPERCUT I TELL YOU WHAT WHO IS THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST IN THE LAND???

Scotty Halls pokes his head out of the NFO Humvee

Scotty Halls: Hey Yo, Oh its you Mr. CreatureWrestling, Chico!!

HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN: hahahah!! THAT'S RIGHT BROTHER I AM I AM THE BIGGEST ICON IN ALL OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT AND I JUST TELL YOU WHAT I AM HUNGRAH ANYBODY GOT A BURRITO I AM STARVING AND OH BOY 10 HOURS ON THE ROAD WITH MY BOYS CEVIN DASH AND SCOTTY HALLS CAN DRIVE YOU INSANE SMELLING THEIR FARTS I TELL YOU WHAT

An old man raises his cane
Old Man: Get the FUCK Out of our town you idiot! There is no wrestling arena for a hundred miles from here! and turn down that racket!!!

Hoogan didn't listen he was too preoccupied trying to convince a young girl to hand over her girl scout cookies by flexing his 2inc garden snakes!!

((ooc: open lol))