Posted at 12:07 am on Jun 23, 2006 by:
Rayartperez
The Kiss of Death Has Awakened!
The fans await the next event here in CW, as the lights slowly begin fading from black to red. Three letters appear in the ring in white... K.O.D. The fans are puzzled at the letters as the background music to "I Write Sins Not Tradgedies" begins playing in a slower speed. The younger children begin regretting their ticket to be here as the adults await another stupid lame "SCARY" gimmick. The spotlights motion over to the stage as the lights are now exchanging from black to red even faster, faster every second. A person walks onto the stage in a black robe, covering their face as they walk down to the ring, the spotlights following their every move. The black robed person climbs the steel steps into the ring as the fans look on with anticipation. The music slowly fades away as the lights have now stopped its switching on red as smoke engulfs the ring. The eerie smoke hides the fact that a official hands over a microphone to the robed person. The smoke clears away slowly, escaping the stadium, as the robe comes off with a bam and a screetch, more like a scream is heard. A woman, beautiful, blonde, and full of curves is seen with black, baggy, leather pants and a short, zipper-vest. The fans immediatley begin to laugh at the sound of the woman. The woman grabs the microphone towards her mouth and tries to raise it up a little higher as she hits herself accidentally. A bump slowly rises on her upper lip.
Unknown Woman: OW! I mean, BOO! Be afraid! Be afraid of what's coming to CW! The Kiss of Death has awakened, and it is taking its toll on CW! The Kiss of Death is standing in the ring.
The fans, unexpected at this amount of stupidity, begin laughing at the woman in the ring. Many begin to ponder if this woman is serious or just a hoax. Is the camera really filming or is this a commercial break, and some person just trying to entertain us meanwhile?
Unknown Woman: I am the Kiss of Death! I am Lia Doomas! I've battled countless men and women and have obtained over 10 different championships! And I have made my awakening at CW... I am going to scare you guys within the next years here. I will scare your soul. And other stuff too! And if that doesn't haunt you then this will... WAHHH!
The audience explodes into laughter once more as they look upon Lia Doomas with pity. Many are now whispering among each other about the idiotic "SCARE" in the ring. Lia instinctivley begins using her own voice.
Lia Doomas: EXCUUUUUUSE ME! I know you ain't talking while the woman is talking! Hello, I'm trying to be scary. Hello, is this microphone on? Can... can you guys hear me? Hello, where's the manager. How am I supposed to be scary, when I'm working with this crap!
Lia looks around desperatley looking for an official; as she goes back to her eerie voice.
Lia Doomas: We are having some TECHNICAL Difficulties, please stand by.
The audience is gasping for breath as their laughter is now overkill. Management is appauled by this "EXPERIENCED" diva and with a flash of lightning, the signal for Lia to disappear into the back, Lia quickly runs towards the back. As the lightning goes away, many can see the last glimpse of Lia trying to make it to the back before the lightning is over. The fans then realize that Lia has left her robe, and then see Lia coming back soon after to retrieve it.
The screen fades as the audience is left with lungs trying to regenerate themselves and with minds trying to focus on what just happened here.
