Posted at 1:58 am on Aug 18, 2010 by:
Rev. Jones (NSA President)
And your oppoent is....
The Reverend closes his mouth and stares at Branden as though he is psychoanalyzing him... grinning eerily at Branden, Reverend Jones swiftly raises the mic to his mouth...
Reverend Jones: You are gravely mistaken my child- this is a place for faith. Faith in your God- but more so, faith in that he shall forgive you for your sins and DELIVER you from the hounds of HELL!!!
Then, Reverend backs off at the same moment that a gigantic explosion ignited from the stage!!!
FAITH IS NOT GOING TO SAVE YOU NOW!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Branden's opponent. Hailing from Kali-Sheol, the Undisputed Creature Wrestling champion..... LORD MORTISMERE!!
The Reverend grinned from one side of his mouth to the other as the fiery pits of hell itself opened up for Lord Mortismere to emerge! The reigning Undisputed champion of this sport levitated- it was a sight to behold!!
Branden didn't know what to think!! Mortismere hovered above all while reaching the ring where he silently rose above the top rope to only drop down in the center of the ring.... Branden was awestruck by the 7'6" monstrosity before him. Suddenly, without a second notice... Mortismere lashes at Branden with a viscous clothesline which sent the newcomer twisting 460 into the air and fell on his back hard from the impact!!!!