Posted at 10:39 pm on Apr 18, 2011 by:
HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN (YEAH I AM THE INFALTAE CHUMP BROTHER!)
THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN...
THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAYED FOR BY....
Suddenly from outside of the B4Pro ranch house.... a loud sound can be heard off in the distance.... as a black humvee approached you can see Hollywood Hoogan flexing his 2inch garden snakes from the sunroof and the vehicle sways off and on the dirt road with a drunk Scotty Halls at the wheel. Cevin Dash is in the passenger's seat trying to die his gray hair!!
Another scene shows the parkway up to the NFO ranch house and the employees had to run for their lives as Scotty Halls falls asleep at the wheel and drives over the lawn and it nearly crashes into the front door to the ranch house when Cevin Dash takes the wheel and rotates hard to port!!! As the breaks are applied, Hollywood opens the side door but then steps in horse manure!! Hollywood payed no attention and even smelled better than before then flexed his spaghetti arms in front of the garden gnomes!!
While taking his newly stolen Infiltrate Belt and flinging it over his waist, Scotty Halls sluggishly takes out his black spray can and was about to write his prison number but Cevin Dash intercepts and writes.....
NFO
Instead!
HOLLYWOOD HOOGAN: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKIN BROTHER! I AM THE BADDEST CAT IN ALL OF THE LAND I RULE THE WORLD OF WRASTLING WHAT CHA GUNNA DO BROTHER!!!
Cevin Dash: Bro.. we're over here....
The camera zooms out and we see that Hoogan was in the barnyard performing uh hum... bestiality with the pigs! O.o.....
We then await the other guests and the B4Pro host
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=CW Presents= - CreatureWrestling - 3:00:54 PM on 04/18/2011
