JR: Well, as we wait for word on King's condition... it's amazing to say the least as we are treated to the presense of Bebra.... the world's LARGGGGGGGESTTTTTTT woman.... she is definately the 100 Ton Wonder of our world! Gag.... well, the ministry won't be appearing tonight and we are just awaiting the arrival of one Stoned Drunk and The Croc.....








BAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!111.....



***Stoned Drunk Steve Asstin comes flying from the backstage!!! he is on the floor and hard to get up!! Finally, stage hands rush to pick up the drunkard but he just pushes them aside and tries to keep a straight face.... around Stoned Drunk's waist was also the CW Drunk Championship!!!


*** Taking each step with extra care... Stoned Drunk waves to the fans and then pops open a case full of Beers!!! he leans his head back and opens wide like a son-of-a-bitch!! Dripping in each sud of juicy BEER spew! Then Asstin crashed into the backstage wall!!!


Earl Hebner: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAN!!! this is the way BACK to the locker room!! the entrance is the OTHER way!!!







































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JR: And finally... yep... we are still awaiting the arrival... of Stoned Drunk....

::King comes in with cruches and his eyes are swollen!!!::


JR: King! I thought your eyes where in trouble.

King: Uhh.... well JR... I was seriously in trouble after seeing Bebra half naked... and on the way to the hospital, the nurse turned the TV on in the ambulance... and it was CW Infiltrate........ let's just say, JR, NEVER EVER... EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... WATCH Bebra lift ANY BODY PART...... AANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BODY PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uhh..... help me....





::Finally, Asstun gits to thar ring... he stumbles and trips over the bottom rope and thank god Bebra's belly was there to absorb Asstin. Well, Asstun grabs that thar mic and hulds up hiz drunk champiumshipers....





Stoned Drunk: WUEEEEEERRSSS MI BUERRR!!!!! Tunight, wuth mi wiff ats rungside and mi partur THE CROWK!!! Wur gunna bet the luving HEELLA outta the oWn and thin we're gunna bet the luving PISS outta the VKM......


::Bebra whispers into Stoned Drunk's ear...

Stoned Drunk: wwhopps... Mak tat the Unwhorely Ministrals... WURERS MI BUUUUUUUUERSSSSS GOODDAMMITT!!!!......


::We then await... for the Creature's Champion!!!!::