The pulses in the arena make the fans go berserk, as the lights dim out, and the tron flashes with the face of the man himself, the infamous TAZZ!!! Soul Reaver, and the others grin in triumph, knowing they’re gonna pick off the wild man as soon as he steps into the ring. The curtain swings open, and there he is!! Wearing black clothing, and that infamous black towel over his head, he hangs his head low, keeping direct contact away. He takes a few steps forward and stops, just standing there, before folding his arms over his chest!

Suddenly, in the crowd, at the top of the staircase, ANOTHER TAZZ APPEARS!! He folds his arms, and hangs his head low as well!! The Ministry begins to worry, and suddenly they turn around, and in the fourth row yet another Tazz appears!!!

SR: BULLSHIT! THAT ISN’T YOU!!! COME OUT FOR REAL TAZZ!

Every one of the Tazz’s shakes their heads, and yet ANOTHER one shows up, this time, front row!! Another one off in row 16, and another one on the tron in the back!! They’re everywhere!

King: AHHHH!!

J.R: My god! What the hell is going on!??!

Several more appear!! The fans begin to chant “13….13….13….13….” and finally, the Tazz at the entrance raises a mic up.

Tazz: SOUL REAVAAA!! YOU WANNA PLAY?!?!?

Now another Tazz raises a mic!!!

Tazz: WELL THEN, LET’S PLAY!!

Tazz: Can you count how many of me there are Soul Reaver?!!? Are you seeing double…or perhaps seeing THIRTEEN OF ME, READ Y TA BEAT YOUR ASS!!!!?!!!?????

Tazz: IF THEY’RE NOT ALL ME ALREADY, CAN YOU FIGURE IT OUT?!?! HUH?!?!

Tazz: FORGET ABOUT THA EAGLE, CAUSE TAZZ IS COMIN!!!

SR: GOOD! BRING IT ON! MINISTRY, ATTACK THE ONE ON STAGE!!!

Immediately, the Ministry hops from the ring, and all three head right for, who may or may not infact be, Tazz!!! The figure on stage backs up slowly, and disappears behind the curtain!!

J.R: BEHIND YOU! OH MY GOD!!!

AND SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE, SOUL REAVER GETS TURNED AND HIT WITH A T-BONE SUPLEX BY TAZZ!!!

THE OTHERS DISPERSE THROUGHOUT THE ARENA, SAVE ONE, WHO JUMPS THE BARRICADES!!!

He rips off the towel and begins his ascent up the ring, and up the turnbuckle!! It’s Vincent McGregor! It’s the Eagle!!

Tazz lifts Soul up again, but he’s ready, and throws Tazz to the ropes! He bounces off and gets an elbow to the face, but that doesn’t put him down!! SR locks him into a DDT- BUT TAZZ BREAKS FREE AND HITS A BELLY TO BELLY THAT KNOCKS THE WIND FROM HIM!!!

AND THEN VINCENT LEAPS FROM THE TOP, HITTING A SKY DIVE FINISHER!!![Swanton Bomb]

J.R: The Sky Dive! MA GAWD!!!

The Eagle makes the cover, and a ref is nearby!

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Apparently the match had started! The Eagle wins over Soul Reaver on Infiltrate with some REAL help from Tazz. But Tazz isn’t done yet! He shoves Vincent away…

J.R: Oh no! Come on!

King: I can’t watch!!

J.R: Look out!

Tazz immediately goes for the Tazzmission, but can’t lock it in, as the Ministry of Destruction finally comes back, tearing for the ring. Tazz and The Eagle scramble out of the ring, and back up down the ramp, as the three members check on their “amazing” leader.

Grinning, The Eagle pats Tazz on the back, seemingly having worked out their differences.

The Ministry looks furious, as they sit up a weary Soul Reaver, who looks more irate, than all three combined…

The two disappear into the back, leaving them to ponder what just happened.

And then they find the note!!!

SR: WHAT!??!?


He looks down at the scrap that the duo had dropped.

It reads:

Place: MAD CWE!
Time: JANUARY 5th!
Match: HARDCORE TAG
Notes: FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!


See you there… if you’re not too hurt.