Posted at 6:06 am on Feb 19, 2007 by:
Creed
The fans love him...but I hate him!
*The camera goes to the convention center. Hundreds of fan stands are set up selling items such as: shirts, toys, trading cards, collectables, action figures, autographs, and of course...food. The thousands of CW fans are having a great time, conversing with each other and buying piles of merchandise. One fan stops at a autograph stand. The owner of the stand is a very fat man, with acne, wearing a CW cap. The buyer picks up a picture of The Creeper.*
Buyer: HEEEEY! This isn't autographed by The Creeper!
Seller: *snort* Yeah it is! What are you a n00b?
Buyer: All it has is a giant hole in it!
Seller: *stares at buyer*
Buyer: OOOOH! How stupid of me! Yep…this is Creeper’s autograph.
*The camera goes to an aerial view as a commotion is heard. A rabid fan with Gojinn shirt, who just bought a hot dog, jaw drops as the bit of frank footer drops out of his mouth. His eyes go wide and an excited smile grows on his face.*
Fan: It’s…its GOJINN! IT’S GOJIIIIIN!
*the camera shoots to an area of swarming fans trying to see the king. The security holds the fans back, as Gojinn walks with a big smile on his face. He shakes hands with his adoring fans, giving a four year old with a Gojinn hat a big high five. Gojinn continues to shake hands wit the fans when the four year old shrieks….*
Kid: GOJINN! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!
*Gojinn casually whips his head around, not expecting what was about to happen.*
WHAAAAAAAAAAM!
*Creed jumps Gojinn from behind and slams his cane right into Gojinn’s face. Gojinn flies to the ground. The crowd gasps as the little boy looks like he is about to cry. Creed rushes over to the downed Gojinn and continuously beats Gojinn with his cane. Gojinn’s nose starts to bleed as Creed’s sneak attack appeared to succeed. Creed lifts up his bloodstained cane, and turns his head to the child. The child jumps up in fright. Creed, like a true scumbag, dawns a putrid smile.*
Creed: Well…well…you little brat. What do you think of your hero now? *spits at the kid*
*The kid starts to cry uncontrollably as the crowd boos. This apparently set off the king. Before Creed can slam his cane into Gojinn’s throat the king, takes his leg and slams it into Creed’s knee. Creed drops his cane and holds his knee. The crowd cheers as they see Gojinn is back on his feet.*
Creed: Son of a….
*Gojinn shoots up and super kicks Creed right in the jaw. Creed falls against a barricade as Gojinn jumps on him in a fit of rage. Gojinn grabs the back of Creeds skull and then starts punching him hard right in the face. Gojinn continues with his assault as Creed gets busted open. Creed then is able to wrap his hands around the king’s throat and attempts to strangle him. They eventually spill over the barricade and land on the floor. Creed is able to get to his feet as he touches his forehead. He sees the crimson blood on his fingertips, and scowls in disgust. He looks forward to attack Gojinn but before he can even react the king charges at him and tackles him into a shirt stand. Creed goes tumbling over the sales table as Gojinn rests himself on it. Gojinn walks around the table, his eyes burning with hatred, hell bent only killing Creed. Creed shuffles away on the floor as Gojinn whips around to try and catch him. Suddenly Creed shoots at Gojinn with a Richard Arcane shirt. Creed wraps the shirt around Gojinn’s neck, ties it and pulls hard. Gojinn gasps for air as Creed tries to choke the life out of the king. A drop of blood drips down from Creed’s forehead as he licks it off his lips, sweating intensely from the battle. Gojinn’s eyes begin rolling back as Creed begins to laugh in victory. Gojinn then pulls his body forward making Creed flops onto his back. The king then backs up at high speed and runs Creed and himself right through the stand wall, dropping them into an action figure stand. Creed tumbles of Gojinn letting go of the shirt and the choke. Gojinn gets up on his knees and holds his neck, trying to catch his breath. Creed gets to his feet and looks around the stand. He sees a Kizmat action figure, a Pimp action figure, and a Chaos action figure. He mutters “no” to himself looking at each one and comes across the dealer’s chair. He smiles, folds it up and lifts it in the air. Gojinn gets to his feet and notices creed with the chair. He charges full speed at Creed, but it was a bad move for the king. While Gojinn is running Creed delivers a merciless shot to the king’s cranium. Gojinn almost flips around from the chair shot at high velocity. Gojinn falls right on his back, with his legs shooting up and skids into the stand wall. Creed falls forward from the chair shot and turns around to see a downed Gojinn. Creed walks over to the king and lifts him up by his head. Gojinn slumps against the wall…..CRACK! Creed delivers horizontal conchairto to Gojinn against the wall. The crowd, still watching the brawl, gasps at that merciless shot to Gojinn’s skull. Creed drops the chair, tired from the ordeal. Creed wipes his sweat drenched head and grabs the half conscious Gojinn. He sets him up for a DDT onto the cold unforgiving floor. The crowd is worried, suddenly you can here something…*
Child: Gojinn……Gojinn….
*The whole crowd breaks out in a Gojinn chants ass the furious Creed screams at them to shut up. Creed tries to ignore it as he goes for the DDT. But when he goes for it, he can’t pull Gojinn down. Creed’s eyes pop open in shock as he sees Gojinn fighting the move. Gojinn then hoists up Creed in a fit of rage. Creed on Gojinn’s shoulders starts yelling “NO…NO…NO!” as Gojinn flips him and delivers a running neck breaker through the sales counter. The crowd erupts in cheer as both men lay in the ruin of the stand.*
***GOJINN ONLY****
