Posted at 8:41 pm on Apr 27, 2007 by:
King Gojinn
You Buried Makes Me Smile.
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! NOONE DECAPITATES WITH A SHOVEL EXCEPT ME!!!
How do you think I became a two time Undisputed Champion Creeper?!! I cut off my best friends head to win!!
Grinning, he pulled the shovel back and swung it like a golf club, burying it in the ribs of his nemesis. Creeper sputtered, and dropped to the grass, as Gojinn hovered above him, working him towards an empty grave. Creeper was unaware of this development, until the dewy grass suddenly became mildly dirtier, and he looked to see a six foot hole closing in on him. Looking up at Gojinn, he took a quick gut shot, making Gojinn hunch, opening up his throat for a major throat thrust that made him stumble quite a bit. Gojinn tried to catch himself, and managed to snag a tombstone for balance, as Creeper pulled himself up to his knees.
Seeing a clod of dirt on the ground, he stealthily picked it up, as Gojinn rubbed his throat, trying to breath without coughing again. Finally managing to not choke anymore, he turned his attention right to Creeper and hopped onto the tombstone.
I WILL NOT BE BURIED ALIVE!!!!
He leapt across the graveyard, and aimed for an axe handle smash on Creeper, who threw the dirt clod. It exploded in Gojinns eyes, and he landed on his feet, quickly collapsing to his knees, and sliding in the grass. Creeper grabs his hair, and pulls him up, latching a massive hand around the King’s throat!!! He lifts Gojinn and then throws him sideways, AND THE KING GOES DOWN INTO THE GRAVE!!!!!
Creeper turns around, and takes a few steps back, sweeping up the discarded shovel from the grass. He walks back to the open hole, and begins tossing dirt inside, burying the once proud King of CW. He coughs and sputters on the dirt, regaining his senses slowly. Creeper grins; knowing it’s all over, this fast. But Gojinn doesn’t die easy, and begins clawing the sides of the grave to get to his feet. His fingers dig into soft earth, and slowly but surely, he reaches his feet, and braces himself against the wall to climb up!! Creeper is in disbelief! He pulls the shovel back, and Gojinn plants himself against the wall of the grave with his feet, using his arms to rip the feet of Creeper right out from underneath him!! Creeper slams onto his back, having been unbalanced by the wind up of the shovel.
Gojinn pulls himself the last bit of distance from the grave, and lets a sigh of relief escape his chest. His eyes dart around, looking for something of use to him, when he spots a nearby crypt. Grinning, he pushes off the dirt, and takes off, allowing Creeper to climb up and watch in fury. The large man sits straight up, and discards the shovel, following closely. However, Gojinn hasn’t gone straight for the crypt, and has opted to duck behind a tree. As Creeper passes by, he spears him to the ground!!!
