Posted at 3:59 am on Apr 13, 2011 by:
Mrs. Amile Bubilefark
CW StandPoint with KIZMÄT, The Lord of Blood
The studio came to life after the on-screen graphics for CW Standpoint- Suddenly- the most talked about bitc..hostesses with the most-est came on screen in her pale pastel green dress and matching lip stick which was crudely applied to her boils which were oozing with puss on her lips! Amile just smiled at the camera as if everything was just fine and dandy- even though the audience were covering their nose after Amile promptly released an egg salad sandwich fart- which was trapped inside her stretched marked covered rump for 50 years!!
Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Well now [crosses her arms] don't we have a show for tonight! I liked the other Kizmat better but apparently that was a fake. I hate fakes, like Darkspade. Yeah you know him he acted like he cared about his daughter but the bastard cared more about the Absolute Undisputed title. I don't like Charon either- but I must say, she redeemed herself by coming to her senses and did ALL of us a favor and KILLED THAT SPADE-BASTARD HAHA!! Oh my I had a mini-gasium right thar.... so anyway, on with the show.... MY show!!! Uh hummm applause???
The audience were sprayed with a water hose by the stage crew making them stand up and cheer!!!
Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Oh dear me!! You shouldn't have!! you shouldn't have! I don't okay I DO DESERVE THIS APPLAUSE! SO APPLAUSE MORE YOU STUPID CRETINS!!!! YOU STUUPPPPIIIIDDDDDD THINGS!!!!!! CMON CLAP FOR ME!!
Suddenly, the lights flickered and everything was drenched in a red light.....
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CW StandPoint with KIZMÄT, The Lord of Blood - Mrs. Amile Bubilefark - 3:59:42 AM on 04/13/2011
