Posted at 5:52 am on Jul 6, 2007 by: Amile Bubilefark

CW Standpoint Special: Gunther!

As the show starts up, you see Amile Bubilefark behind the scenes... she is being rather... well.... DIFFICULT with the hair dresser.

Amile Bubilefark: NOT LIKE THAT ASSHOLE! DON'T... I SAIIIIIIIID DON'T TOUCH MY GOLDEN LOCKS YOU TURDMUNGLER!... GOODDAAMMNITS what does it TAKE to get a DECENT hairdresser these days!

Vico: ::Snaps his fingers:: Weeellllls if you want to be a goddamn BITCH abouts its... I don't need any of this treatments... I AM A STAR!

The Show Starts!

After a series of scenes showing Amile chit-chating with the wrestlers and posing for the camera with a fake smile-- Amile strolls in on the maked up house set. The audience starts clapping as the applause sign lights up... but in Amile's warped head she had a smile slapped on her face as if they where clapping JUST FOR HER. Amile then bows to the audience and waves to each of them. She grins some more- causing some of the makeup on her pale pruned skin crackle.

Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: WWWWWHHYYYYY HEEELLLOOOSSSSSS! Welcome to MY show... CW Standpoint! I am the STAR of MY show.... yes, I am Mrs. Amile Bubilefark. And tonight we will be graced with the HOTTEST and MOST TALKED ABOUT CW wrestler of all time. He's a perfect specimen of a man... not like you ugly fat farts sitting there watching me on TV! Hee hee... I just kid. Just, not for that line.... but anyways. Here is GUNTHER!!!!

the lights dim and the camera pans to the right as a curtain unfolds!