Suddenly, after the NSA Network logo faded alongside the CW logo... we are immediately brought onto the set of CW StandPoint talk show with Mrs. Amile Bubilefark. The hostess with the mostess grins roguishly at the camera while her pastel covered prune face cracked the makeup from underneath exposing her 100 years of wrinkles. There were so many wrinkles- that wrinkles were standing in line to come peeping out!!! Unnoticed to her failed makeup job- Mrs. Amile Bubilefark smiles and speaks to the camera as her audience is provoked by men in black ski masks, with baseball bats, causing them to APPLAUSE on cue!!



































Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Oh hi! And welcome to The StandPoint with yours most truly..... Mrs. Amile Bubilefark! That's me you cretins. Anyways [the audience applauds] Oh why THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! [pats her wig] Yes Thank you soooo much for your applause. My what a show we have here today. The internet and the whole wide world is a buzz for these two fabulous peoples. May I introduce to you..... Kizmat and Seer!!!



As Mrs. Amile Bubilefark stands up, clapping, from out behind The StandPoint screen, was Seer first and then following afterward was the well-dressed and groomed Kizmat! See smiles devilishly at the audience as the audience is forced to applause and then stops to command Kizmat to dust off the single armchair that Seer is to sit his bottom on.


Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Oh my! he's so obedient!



::Seer sits down while Kizmat just stands there::
Seer: Heerrururr. He MOST definitely is! He's my bitch now!! and let me telllll yeah Amile you are looking GOREGROUS tonight gurl!!! Haaahrhrrrssaaassrrsss.... *cough*


Mrs. Amile Bubilefark blushes
Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Oh!!! why you tease!! hhaaaa... sooooo we all want to know. When did you guys meet?? ::Mrs. Amile Bubilefark leans forward while putting her fist to her chin which is covered by a 5 inch hairy mole on her middle finger for flipping off too many interns::






::Looks up to his Daddeh nom noms::

Seer: Weellllllllllllllllllllll if you want to know Mrs. Amile Bubilefark. It was RIGHT after Kizmat kicked that two-cent skank of an ex-girlfriend out of Castle Mortis. He did it ALL by himself and let me tell ya, he's been happy with me EVER SINCE!!!




KIZMÄT: I am happy!









Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: He is so nice!! I like this Kizmat better than that sloppy and scary one!!! Ick....






Seer: Oh well. That's because a REAL lover came into his life... heh... and TOOK charge. [bends forward] And just between girls, the rumors are true..... it's GARGANTUAN!!!



Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: O____o OH MY!!! Wellllll I can imagine that being true. Now one other question.... the baby. Any names you came up with yet??











Seer: Well it sure isn't Charon!

















KIZMÄT & Seer & Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!



















::Then the audience was forced to laugh along with them::















Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: [flips her long golden locks of grey dyed hair] Ohhh my goodness I think I shit my undies what a laugh that was!! hahaaaaa... sooooo Kizmat, dear, any regrets at all for leaving that skank Charon???????













The camera zooms in on Kizmat's trancelike face

KIZMÄT: None. What-so-ever. I have my sugar daddeh... and I am his nom noms! Charon, if you are watching and I know you are hun. Please do yourself a favor and give up trying to win me back. I gave you your one chance and you blew it. We could have been a family but you decided to betray me... and now, WE will take those kids from you because you are mentally insane. Just LOOK at me and Seer. This is a new age and there is nothing wrong with touching nom noms together- so in the court of law, who do you think they will believe? An mentally insane killer with bad hair or me and my love dumplings?????




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