Suddenly, the lights flashed around the arena and the camera pans over to the top of the stage where a drunk Scotty Halls weaseled his way out from the backstage along with his theme music. Pain stood there in the B4Pro ring dumbfounded at the appearance of Scotty Halls.




After barfing his dinner on the fans- Scotty stumbles back and forth trying to fling his arms around his neck but he trips on his own feet and falls flat on his ass staring into outter space




After several minutes, Scotty is helped up by refs but then he flings his toothpick at the camera and drunkenly slithers underneath the bottom rope.... he kept on rolling and rolling and rolling around in the ring until he bumped into Pain..... who by now was wondering what the hell is going on here!!! Scotty claws himself up and wobbles upright staring at Pain through his bloodshot eyes!






Scotty takes the mic and just stands there with his mouth wide open to say something.............





















Jim Ross: Wait for it..............

































































Jim Ross: Wait for it..................................






















































5 Hours and 2 Seconds Later





































Jerry, "The King" Lawler: G'dam!!! Will he say something already!





























































































The Next Night



















































Jim Ross: Scotty Halls hasn't moved an inch!!! Is he even alive!!!















Suddenly, a fan poped open a can of Beer and flung it Scotty!!! He then wakes up and says....






Scotty Halls: Hey Yo.....



The fans went nuts!!! Leaving Pain scratching his head and then suddenly, Scotty dropped on the canvas unconscious... the paramedics rush to ring side and removed Scotty from the ring!!!