[TF: This promo is not recorded, but a live broadcast and an open post]





The screen fades with a sea of women dancing in a night club, swinging their hips and bouncing their breasts up and down in the air! Suddenly, in the back, Günther comes struting out to the dance floor and puckers up his lips at the camera. With his classic moustache and Armani sunglasses. Gunther breaks free from the rubbing and necking from the women and points right at the camera.... giving off a methodical look of intimination.







Günther: Ohhhhh you touch my tra lala..... mmmmm my DING DING DONG!






Günther re-joins the group of dancers and then rubs his hands down and to the sides of the women with intense and erotic passion. He whips his head back at you


Günther: Hi. I am Günther. I am your sexual desire and perfect specimen. I have come to CreatureWrestling to spread my words of LOVE and SEX. Mmmmmm.... my ding ding dong.

The wierdo then jumps right ontop the bar counter and then he picks up a glass of bubling champagne- sipping it down his throat! He swishes his moustache back and forth puckering his lips

Günther: My ugly oppoents will EXPERIENCE the passionate sting of their broken hearts! Creeper, Red Spyder, Pimp, arggh... the list goes on and on. Think you can best Gunther? Humph. Oh you touched my tra la la... my ding ding dong!


Günther hops down on the dance floor and swings his finger in the air- pointing at the disco ball lowering from the ceiling