A dark hallway. The lights click on loudly from the far end. Almost like a bad horror movie, a shadow steps out under them. It turns towards the camera, and slowly, the small figure walks towards the camera, and the lights it once stood under turned off, as the next set buzzed on. Music plays in the arena, and the fans know who to expect, as the figure slowly makes his way towards the camera, and slowly it’s apparent that it’s a tall male carrying two objects. Blue jeans, flared at the end, whites shoes, and a white shirt become visible, and finally short, wet hair hanging down are seen. The objects are a large sledgehammer, and a CWE Heavyweight Championship. It’s none other than the CW’s resident King- Gojinn.

He strides up towards the camera, the lights dimming out behind him as he passes, the next ones still continuing to loudly click on. As he closes in on the camera, the feed transitions to his tron, allowing the one last set of lights to click off, as he passes right by the camera now…







And through the curtain emerges the King of Kings- The Suicidal Daredevil- Gojinn. He stands on the center of the stage, and looks down to the ring. Already, Todd Grisham is set in the center of the ring with two stools, and a microphone on the empty one. Gojinn raises the sledge, and sets it on his shoulder, as he begins his decent towards the ring. He holds the CWE Heavyweight Title up about mid ramp, and shows the fans who the champ is, as he nears the ring and begins his way up the stairs. He lowers the sledge into the ring, and leans it against the corner, as he steps through the ropes, once more raising the title as he stands up straight in the ring, facing the camera. He turns to Todd, and glares at the man as he tries to shake his hand. Todd immediately leans back and sits on his stool, motioning towards Gojinn’s mic. He gladly sits, laying the belt across his lap, as he takes the mic.


PAUSE

Todd: I’d like to thank you Gojinn, for coming out here for this interview.

Yeah, yeah. Grisham, get on with it already.

Todd: Alright. Gojinn, just days removed from Kreature of the Ring, I’d like to talk to you about a few things. First of all, how does it feel, no longer being the CW Kreature of the---

Whoa, whoa, whoa Todd. Stop that sentence before you regret it. Let me give you a history lesson: 2005- A relative nobody, just a year into his career, enters the KOTR- the biggest tournament of the year. Who else entered that tournament Todd? I’ll tell you: Big Biz, Gideon, Overkill, Wolf, Rick Astin, James Dean, and DNA. Those were some of the biggest names in this company at the time. I didn’t have a chance in hell, but what happened Todd? I moved onto round 2, and then proceeded to eliminate the competition, including two men at once in the final minutes. I became the Kreature of the Ring.

I still am.

Todd: But Gojinn, you didn’t even enter this years tournament.

I wonder why. Let’s look at this years list: Chaos, The Eagle, Creeper, Red Spyder, Kizmat and Charon Death. Wow! Why would I bother? I would have destroyed the competition just to win an accolade I’ve already achieved! I don’t need to prove myself against any of them. I’ve beaten them all, and let’s be honest- the only one I haven’t beaten is a supposed legend who just restarted, and in my three years here I’ve heard nothing of the name.

Todd: In any case, how do you feel about the new KOTR?

Well, looks like CW has a new member of royalty. Too bad the King has the most power around here. Ask the Eagle, he’s probably still comatose from the asskicking I gave him.

Todd: You did have an impressive win over the Eagle for your championship-

Even with the interference of a man I plan to find soon enough.

Todd: BUT….you didn’t succeed in winning the Undisputed Championship

> You know Todd, I knew you’d say something, because that’s all anyone is saying. “Darkspade” this, “Darkspade” that. How about this for a message? Darkspade- you can choke on my royal jewels.

I get it, the guys good. I’ve never once discredited his skill- but that was pure luck. Even that idiot had a look of shock. The fact he won was a fluke, and …

Gojinn catches Todd shaking his head out of the corner of his eye. He turns and folds one arm across his chest, placing the his microphone arm over it, and tilts the mic to his mouth.

Disagree with me Todd?

Todd: Gojinn, I think you were just bested at your own game, and unfortunately, you aren’t the Undisputed Champion.

You’re right, I’m not. I should let it go.

He tosses his Heavyweight title aside, and grabs Todd with one hand, ripping him from his stool to the center of the ring, up close and personal.

But...there’s a new King in town Todd- and he’s NOT happy. I should let it go, but I won’t. I’ll get what’s mine. No more Mr. Nice Guy, Todd. Playtime is over!!!

He snaps the mic to the mat, and standing headscissors Todd Grisham, turning to the camera and screaming!!! He hops back, and tilts Todd inwards towards him, dropping to his knees and spiking Todd’s goddamn skull off the mat!!!!!

He leaps to his feet, and tears his shirt apart, throwing it to the crowd. He roars as he circles in the ring, and punts the stools to the corners, as security and medics rush the ring. He takes no prisoners though, and literally gorilla presses the first ref into the air, letting him drop mercilessly to the mat!!!!

The next ref steps up, and Gojinn European uppercuts him, grabbing the next one by the head and throwing him to the corner. The ref strikes the turnbuckle, AND GOJINN RUNNING SPEARS HIM AGAINST IT!!! The referee drops to the mat, squirming in agony, as the ref he uppercutted stumbles towards him!! He grabs him, and loops an arm around his head, bring the refs shoulder to his stomach, and then quickly lifts, AND DROPS TO HIS BACK, SPIKING THE REFS HEAD RIGHT OFF THE MAT WITH A BRUTAL DDT!!!

A CW representative rushes in the way, trying to calm Gojinn but he grabs him by the throat, and then hops, TURNS, GRABS HIS EHAD AND NAILS A SPIN OUT!!!!!

He grabs the sledgehammer, and stands, turning now to level all of the arena security!!! Men are flying all over, and finally, they stop moving, Gojinn stands up straight and holds the sledgehammer high over his head, as the fans give a mixed reaction of laughs, boos, and cheers. He looks at the carnage he’s dealt, and drops the sledge, lifting his championship belt up again, and grabs the mic. He looks at the camera, as it zooms in on him…

The CWE Heavyweight Championship is on the line at the next event. You want some, come get some…

He turns and drops the mic, exiting the ring, as the fans simply react, to each their own…]

The music doesn’t even play as he heads up the ramp and disappears through the curtain.