The CW Logo suddenly appears and was followed up with the smug of one Mrs. Amile Bubilefark! She has a big ass smurk on her face and the more she grins- the flaky cruddy dried up cheap makeup on her skin crackle! Leaving a river of winkles that exposed her underskin of MORE wrinkles. The camera zooms out and we see that she's in a steamy spa. She was wearing a thick black swimsuit that resembled the ones women used to wear in the 1920s! She winks at the camera.....











Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Why hello there simpletons. I just happen to be in a steamy spa.... with an EXLUSIVE interview with the brillant and sexy GREATEST megastar to EVER grace the creature squared circle. Now granted, Gunther is a little bizzare but what do you expect from German entertainers eh? That is why Gunther has came her to Creature Wrestling to promote his everlasting message of champagne, glamour, sex & more sex ::HICCCUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBUURRRRPPPPPPPPPP:: oopppssulllesss... where that come from. Well it comes to NO SURPRISE that Gunther has DOMINATED the competiton. Why hell, at times he soooo good he doesn't even NEED to wrestle to win his matches. Alls he has todo is SING!!! Well without further adue... here is Gunther!











Gunther steps into the spa with his beauties on the other end of the spa.... as the sunshine girls rub around his chest and other things that wasn't seen under the water... a mic magically pops from under the suds of the bubbles.... and Amile snatches it with her teeth! she tries to get Gunther's attension but he looked like he was staring out into space.... as if he was too cool to notice.






Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: It's a pleasure... pleasureman!! Hehee heee. [Gunther puckers his lips] Now.... we all know just how much you have beaten your competition in the ring. NO one can dethrown the king of pimps..... and as your records hit platinum all over the world... what are your goals here in the CW?


::Amile moves the mic in his direction.... Gunther motions his head slightly to the ring and then speaks in the mic::





























































Gunther: ...................................... my ding ding dong ding-a-lings.








::Amile is mesmerized by Gunther's brillant response::



Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: OMG YOUR A SEX GOD!!!! How do you do it! What's your secret.


Gunther: You touched my tra la la....

Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Yes that's true... Eagle was NO MATCH for your moves Gunther..... are there any titles you which to SNATCH?






Gunther looks right at the camera and puckers his lips and flings his mullet



Gunther: This goes out to all of the so-called competitions. Yous.... cannot..... escape my sexual attraction and natural charms. I SPIT at alls of you for ever thinking you can defeat Gunther. That is why I will be the one to choose who to cum after for...... because, Gunther is too damn sexya to carry one title.



Amile laughs it up but suddenly her fake teeth pop out of her mouth and falls into the pool!!! The sunshine girls scream and run out of the spa! they lost their bras in the process and they where topless.... running around the pool area bouncing their ta tas around.. even the camera man zoomed in on the action!.... Gunther curled his lips and backed away from Amile as she went face first into the pool... she comes up with the fake teeth in the mouth the wrong way. Gunther titled his head and then saw that Amile tried so hard to impress the pleasureman........







Moving in close... Gunther got right next to Amile....





















Gunther: Your a sexy senorita... have a pina colada with those melonas....


[[hands Amile a drink]]










::Amile looks down embarassed as she noticed her saggy breasts where exposed!!!::







Payed for by Ding Dong Productions.







((ooc: /bows I dare anyone to beat that ~.^)