Brandon swaggered along the corridor looking for the correct room, as he wandered along he used his cane to break things he felt insulted his bohemian eyes. Eventually he identified the dressing room where Falcon had disappeared to. He paused for a moment outisde grinning inwardly to himself as though some thought or another had amused him a great deal and his eyes twinkled with mischief. He tilted his head to one side and puckered his lips in thought then launched himself through the door in a massive friendly gesture designed to put anyone off their stride, his mouth running nineteen to the dozen...

"Hello, hello, my name is Brandon Xavier A'Court and I am here to talk to you about how damned beautiful I am and how incredibly gauche and disgusting you appear to my absolutely wonderful eyes."

Brandon whirled around the room as though addressing a whole arena full of people, his impossibly high hair gently moving in the breeze created by his own rapid movements.

"...and I have to say my friend you have an absolutely awful dressing room but who is this lovely lady you have here?"

Brandon put on his best flirty face and changed his body language to suit the moment. He put on his widest grin.

Falcon was slowly recovering from the outburst but Brandon wasn't going to allow him to speak too soon.

"Lovely dolly bird you have there bird man you better keep an eye on her or 'ol Brandon may just chase her here and there for awhile. I wanted to say I saw your thingy on that screen and it would have been impressive but the fact was it was really...BORING!"

Brandon emphasised the word boring and also put on an exaggerated look of tedium on his face as he addressed both Falcon and Mystique. He rotated his free hand in the air as though searching for his next few words and without warning he bought up the cane and smashed it over the top of Falcons head. Mystique ran to Falcon and Brandon laughed in a way which suggested he'd done the whole thing by accident, even though it was obvious he hadn't. Falcon got to his feet to pursue Brandon but he put the cane on Falcons chest and stopped him dead in his tracks, mostly in surprise.

"Tut, tut birdy boy. That was a complete accident dontcha know..."

Brandon pulled out a pin from somewhere in his coat of many pockets and stuck it in Mystiques arm, then shouted...

"PIN, PIN!"

Before either could react to the mans bizarre behaviour, Brandon had turned and disappeared.