CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 3:17 am on Feb 19, 2010 by: Richard Arcane (CW President)

Exclusive Interview

The exclusive interview comes live to you on NSA network.... Amile Bubilefark is standing by in Richard's office.... looking at him with concerned eyes....

Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: Richard. (holds his hand) I know it is hard for you honey but you can pull through it....

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The President of the best damn federation on the face of this planet sighs and lowers his head... you couldn't tell if he was crying for he had dark shades on....

Richard Arcane: I know... I know.... it is just, my brother...

Amile tried to smile but her flakes of dried makeup fall down to the floor in a treasure trove!!

Mrs. Amile Bubilefark: I won't burden you with silly questions, hon, but I will ask you one thing..... Richard, how does it feel to be framed by your own wrestlers? Not to name any names, but wrestlers like Moebius, Charon of Death... That's spelled D...as in dong... E.... as in Erectile disfunction..... and the rest is unimportant because they all suck anyway... well Richard, how does it feel???

Richard Arcane: It feels.... horrible. I know that something is bound to happen because Moebius is out to control Creature Wrestling and take it out of the Arcane family's hands!!! He's a money freak and his crackpot team of lawyers were hired to RUIN THIS BUSINESS!!! I can't believe that they would care so much about control over this company [sniff and wipes his eyes underneath his shades] when... WHEN MY BROTHER.... ALEXANDER ARCANE WAS SHOT AND KILLED BY A GODDAMN NAILGUN!!! I don't even have a permit to use a sidearm... Charon and them planted that on me... they had 1 goal BREAKING INTO a private building...... and that was TO FRAME ME!!! TO TAKE CONTROL OVER CREATURE WRESTLING!!!

Amile had to get up and hug an emotional Richard Arcane.... the scene fades to black as Richard is balling out crying...... and smoking a cigarette