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The Unholy Minis†ry


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We are treated to a most sick delight. The cemetary is so cold at the deep of night. A strong mist poured from every corner of this dead playground in an exotic waltz, and who would show up but The Unholy One himself.

The camera glided softly across the grounds picking up the motions of Darkspade as he passes each tombstone... untill we arrive to the steps of a shrine. Hundreds of candles where burning and the fume of wax floated up into the tree tops. His dark armour glowed with the Unholy forces as Darkspade kneeled infront of a minature Unholy Minis†ry symbol... he slowly turns his head to the camera... eyes white as the endless void of existance.





DS Greetings guests. And welcome to this most Unholy Hour. I have seen Pimp's ridiculous commercials of him "pimp'n the hos" while giving me DX sign near the crotch region..... and don't get me going on that the DX hummer >.> It is most sick and pathetic.


::Darkspade stands up and holds his hand across the burning candlelights::




DS Pimp, my dillusional nephew... I have disowned that family for what they have done to me in the lifetimes I've had!!! You cannot intimiate me.... but you can sure as bet piss me off. You don't want to see your uncle pissed off... especially after hours. Hmmmm. I also hear you are on the same road to acquire that Undisputed Creature Wrestling Championship!!

MWMWwwwwhhaaaaaaaaaaaa..aa.a.a..a as long as I am around you will be in my shadow! There's a little problem with your plans and that is "I" crave to become once again the Undisputed Champion!! Listen... listen to the creatures of the night begging for a sick and sadistic champion. Only I can fill that demand..... not you and certainly not King Gojinn!!



The Unholy One reaches his hand down into an open casket.... A DX jersey, with the words "Suck It" on the back, is covered with decay- is then pulled out and Darkspade holds it in his hand while kneeling to the UM symbol! In the background a legion of druids drag a helpless half nude woman infront of the casket. Darkspade closed his eyes.... wetted his lips.... and kissed the jersey. Immediately, the druids throw the girl into the casket and closed the lid!!! Darkspade stands up and whips around - lays the jersey ontop of the casket!!




DS To demonstrate just how far I can go Pimp, I don't even show mercy upon your FANS!!! Dear god have mercy on this feeble life.... for I give not! BURN THE CASKET!!! BURN..... DX AND IT'S FANS AAAAALLLIIIVVEEEE MMWMWWMWWHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!



The fans watching the Creature Tron cover their mouths in horror as Darkspade lits a match and throws it on the casket the moment the druids drench it with gas! The casket lights up and the camera shows the DX jersey burning up in smokes while we listen to the screams of the woman inside.................. Darkspade whips his head and draws upon the Unholy Darkness......... his eyes ignited in the same blaze as the casket was in.... it was a glorious ritual of Unholy proportions!!!!



DS Darkspade will become the Undisputed Champion.................... That's right!




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