Pyros begin firing from the Tron, and Kill Switch Engage's My Last Serenade starts playing.....

JR: Looks like we Have a new comer, to the Federation King!!

King: This wasnt on the promotion schedule, he must have just signed a contract....the ink probally hasnt even dried yet!!


Trip McNealy appears after the pyro display ends with a microphone in his hand, a coors light in the other.

JR: I remember that guy from somewhere.....
King: I remember who he was, he was on The USC Trojans until he got kicked off what was his name... uhhhhhh

The Music Ends.

The new guy puts the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak.

"Tonight, fans, friends, family and fellow countrymen......whatever you want to go by. You should consider yourself lucky to have purchased a ticket to tonights show, you have a front row seat to the introduction of the newest and most explosive man to enter the ring in Years. I hear some of you whispering and talking amongst yourselves. Yes, it is me, Trip McNealy, runner up for the Heisman Trophy, NCAA Footballs "Bad Boy"

King: Thats it Trip McNealy!! I always wondered what happened to this guy, he was great!!

JR: As I remember it King, he wasnt really a team player didnt listen to the Trojans staff, went out and partied everynight...... took advantage of the scholarship and never cashed in. What a waste.

Mcnealy: I know what your thinking, and your right. I had a lot of potential, a lot of talent and now Im a has been, a wash up. I care more about partying and having a good time and put nothing into my work. Well I dont promise any changes. A person of my calibur is cut out for this. No whiney ass team mates, no coaches who try to dictate my life. Just me and another opponet, mano y mano. Yeah yeah, I could go on all night with all the puns and stories. But lets keep it simple, stupid.

Mcnealy points to a handicapped fan. "I know we have some people with down syndrome so I woudlnt want to confuse this poor basterd"

King:HA HA HA HA
JR:Now thats just un sportsman like, the fans helped get us where we're at today.

McNealy: Maybe that was a little rude, sorry buddy.

McNealy walks over to the fan and appears to shake his hand, but instead poors his warm beer all over him instead. The crowd boo's him


JR: I dont think this man has a shred of decency in him......


McNealy begins to speak again: Yeah Yeah. Go ahead and boo and call me dirty names. Boo Hoo, your hurting my feelings. Pffffft. You sorry pieces of garbage are not worthy of my presence, but I signed a contract and have to make appearances here and there. They never said I had to be nice to you, and in return, I dont expect you to be nice to me. So go *beep* yourselves.

King: I love this guy already, hes going to go far.
JR:NO comment.


A sea of boo's begins to fill the arena and McNealy begins to riase the roof with the empty beer bottle in his hand. He looks at the disabled fan again and chucks it at him and it his him in the head.


You know what, I think thats my introductoin, my first appearance yadda yadda. I'm out like a fat kid and dodge ball.


The pyros shoot out of the stage and McNealy's music starts playing.


The fans are left stun at the new "heels" actions and a paramedic is lumbering down the stairs with a first aid kit to tend to the assulted fan.


KING: This guy is going to be dirty, filthy dirty towards anyone that comes in contact with him JR. Better just avoid him at all costs.

JR: I wouldnt want to speak with him anyway King. The man is a real piece of-

The program goes to commercial.