CreatureWrestling: The Official Darkside E-Fed Est. 1999

Posted at 10:24 pm on Jan 19, 2007 by: ???

Screen fades off and on with static

After finishing watching The Standpoint with Amile Bubilefark.... suddenly, your television screen fades off and on along with static. You stand up... walk to the tube... and hit it on the backside.... you sit down and suddenly the blackness disappears with a shot of Mortismere sitting on a throne of evil. You're eyes widen as this evil monster speaks to each and everyone watching...

MM: Feeble fools watching Creature Wrestling on CWnet as entertainment. Humph. When you don't realize is that this federation is witnessing your demise. But before I, LORD MORTISMERE, will add this realm as one of my own... I will give anyone, even wrestlers in the CW, sanction in my empire of darkness as Caput Mortem elites. These minions of my magnificance will sweap against the lesser lifeforms- capturing your CW titles with force. One by one all will fall. Untill, it is just you and me Gojinn. Emperor against a King. This is your final chance to join my unholy darkness... or perish. You are utterly and dully dismissed! Mwwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

A man gets up from a beer soaked couch, dropping a bag of doritoes and the CW Drunk championship belt in a bowl of sour-cream onion dip. He then takes his tv remote changing the channel to TNA Impact.....

Stuned Dunk Steve Asstin: Awhh. wull dam thurs nuthin abut mi wife or gett'n drunk on see-doubya aa-gain cept a big-old cros dressur on a big-aass toilet! ::burp::

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